Advice on fucking two girls in the same night.

[V]

Here's how you swing this one. You have dinner with the first one. Pass it off as an early dinner because you are planning on heading across town with your buddy "Dave" for some late night shenanigans. You eat dinner with her around five or six then take her right to the house and deliver unto her your wang. Boot her the fuck out before 10 so you have time to wash the sheets and call the other one up because you thought it would be fun to have sex exactly at midnight. Also, make sure there is a light snack. Bitches love to eat at night but hate feeling fat. Make her a salad.
Fuck her too.

[JGE]

Personal experience?

[V]

Personal experience?

Nah. Was just bored.

[Commander Fuckass]

V's 

[V]

V's 

Dp's 

[Wrench]

I bet you can bone 8 women in one day. 

[Commander Fuckass]

I bet you can bone 8 women in one day. 

Uh no thats me

[Wrench]

Uh no thats me

Stop being modest. You can get 13.

[V]

Thread is for discussing my advice. Not how many chicks Dp could bone in 24 hours.

[Commander Fuckass]

Thread is for discussing my advice. Not how many chicks Dp could bone in 24 hours.

But that advice could help me

[Samus Aran]

My advice: get a bisexual girlfriend.

[Daddy]

Pay for it

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My penis would be doomed for the day after just the first girl. navi;

[Sam]

Or, just, don't. 

[Samus Aran]

Or, just, don't. 

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