I Hate Public Bathrooms

[ZGDK]

Don't you? Everyone can see your dick.

[Samus Aran]

Nobody can in my dorm public bathroom, because this used to be an all-girl floor. Everything is in a stall. y;

But that's not the worst part about public bathrooms. The worst part is that somehow a large portion of users are too lazy to flush.

[guff]

Uh, not quite everyone.  Only those who are looking.

[Samus Aran]

Uh, not quite everyone.  Only those who are looking.

Which is almost nobody. y;

ITT ZGDK's paranoid

[Claquesous]

I never use public bathrooms. I'd rather use the woods and a leaf.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I hate using public bathrooms. I only use them if I really haaaaave to. Even then, I always use the toilet, because I hate feeling exposed. navi;

[ME##]

I dislike them, because they're dirty, smelly, and in general disgusting. Like, if I have to piss whilst at school, I'll just hold it in until I get home, like today, I held it in for six hours.

[ZGDK]

I hate using public bathrooms. I only use them if I really haaaaave to. Even then, I always use the toilet, because I hate feeling exposed. navi;

I know how you feel.

[Andrew1911]

No one wants to see you naked. Sounds like you want someone to look at your penis.

[~Fiesta~]

I'll stand to pee, but never sit. 

[Nyerp]

someone shut this kid up

[36chambers]

someone shut this kid up

no u

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Er, it's not like anyone's looking, or anyone cares.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Everyone can see your dick.

Epic Icon. pseudo;

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