lol myspace bulletin

[Wrench]

The Wedding Test

I was happy and engaged to my girlfriend, but one thing bothered me: her hot, 22 year old sister always seemed to be flirting with me. She wore short skirts, never wore a bra, and always seemed to bend over in front of me. I figured it had to be deliberate, because nobody else was ever around when it happened.

One day my girlfriend's little sister called and asked me to come over and look at the wedding invitations. When I got there, we were alone. She told me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me once before I married her sister.

She told me to follow her upstairs for one last hot, wild fling. I stood there frozen, not knowing what to do. I watched her climb the stairs in her short skirt, and I turned and walked out the door and headed straight for my car.

Her entire family was standing next to my car, clapping and smiling at me. Her father came over and hugged me and told me that I passed the wedding test, and I was worthy to marry his daughter.

MORAL OF THE STORY: ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!

Before people start reminding me of that one rule, this one is actually worth the read.  china;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Heh, wow, that's actually a decent bulletin. china;

[NOA_Haunted]

That is so 6th grade.

[Wrench]

That is so 6th grade.

Hey you little slut.

[Samus Aran]

That is so 6th grade.

So is using "that is so ___" phrases.

[C.Mongler]

that is so 1st grade

[NOA_Haunted]

So is using "that is so ___" phrases.

That is so true.