I wish I could grow a moustache...

[Sam]

I know this is horrible, but I absolutely love to make people think, and I absolutely love to force others to realize their own stupidity.

Don't get me wrong, though, by no means do I consider myself brilliant.

So today's point in case, we were doing this thing with magazine clippings, and some man had a "Hitler moustache," one of the boys in my class thought it was funny and was going to use it, but the teacher took it away and threw it out.

Now, I'm fairly certain that moustache style had some deeper meaning than just 'hitler had it', but I'm not sure what it is, so if anyone cares to share, please do.

So anyways, I got to thinking, what would people think if someone decided to wear that moustache-style and waltz around school? I can guarrantee it would result in a nice little trip to administration, but why? Because they like that particular style of moustache? "Oh, you resemble Adolf Hitler, so we're gonna have to ask you to shave that thing off... or you'll be expelled."

But no, that wouldn't be the reasoning, would it? The reasoning ould be that there are jewish children in the school and that would disturb their parents and family members, if not the students themselves.
Well.. why? I wouldn't be claiming to be Hitler, and I wouldn't be claiming to follow in his footsteps, creating the 'second' holocaust, I simply like his moustache.

So let's say I have absolutely nothing against jews, but deide I like Hitler's moustache. What would happen if I showed up in your school with that? (Assuming I was a guy, of course.) What would your administration do? Anything? What would you think?

I actually wouldn't do this because I think that moustache is ugly as hell, but hey- I do love ruffling the media's legal-minded feathers.

[Daddy]

I'd say that it was really Charlie Chaplin's mustache.

[Houdini]

You could tell them it's a tribute to Charlie Chaplin.


Edit: Fuck you, JMV. Fuck you.

[Sam]

Charlie Chaplin's and Hitler's moustache were not the same though...

[NOA_Haunted]

High-five me and say sweet!

[Houdini]

Charlie Chaplin's and Hitler's moustache were not the same though...

They were similar, though.


Anyway, I'd do it, but I can't grow sufficient facial hair yet.

[C.Mongler]

All the scene kids have Hitler hair-do's. No one gives a shit.

[Houdini]

All the scene kids have Hitler hair-do's. No one gives a shit.

Perhaps, but his mustache is more iconic - and we all know that scene kids never grow mustaches..

[Tomboh]

Charlie Chaplin's and Hitler's moustache were not the same though...

wut

[Kingoftherings]

I'd try it, but my mustache hair doesn't grow thick enough yet. 

The bottom of my jaw on the other hand...

[Sam]

wut

Not the same. Chaplin's is in the shap of a trapezoid (I think that's what the shape's called >.>; ) with the sides moving outwards, whil hitler's is a rectangle.

[Houdini]

Not the same. Chaplin's is in the shap of a trapezoid (I think that's what the shape's called >.>; ) with the sides moving outwards, whil hitler's is a rectangle.

They look fucking similar enough, okay? Damn.

[Tomboh]

Not the same. Chaplin's is in the shap of a trapezoid (I think that's what the shape's called >.>; ) with the sides moving outwards, whil hitler's is a rectangle.

oh god. a few more slanted hairs

they are nothing alike

Even if you were to do the "trapezoid" mustache, everyone would still think it's Hitler's. No one would stop and say "o, sup chaplin", everyone would think it's Hitler's anyways.

[Commander Fuckass]

DP can grow a beard.

[Commander Fuckass]

Make it spell raul 

Some chick made me shave it off  edumacate;