ITT: We predict our own deaths

[C.Mongler]

After fapping with a banana peel one night I find I have AIDS. Turns out the grocery store woman who was HIV positive pounded her vag with it the day earlier.

[Selkie]

After fapping with a banana peel one night I find I have AIDS. Turns out the grocery store woman who was HIV positive pounded her vag with it the day earlier.

So it goes.

[TheDarkChief]

Suicide or I age to death.

[Tomboh]

Suicide.

@ 10/1/07 at exactly 5:37 PM CT

[Houdini]

Spontaneous combustion.

[36chambers]

I die from staph infection.

lol some guy I know on my football team has that.

[~Fiesta~]

Drowning, falling off something, ect.

Generally something stupid that could have easily been prevented. hgra;