ITT: We predict our own deaths

[Selkie]

I'll be lying on my driveway at night, looking up at the stars, in one of my frequent dillusional nostalgic states, and get run over by my wife pulling out of the driveway. So it goes.

[ncba93ivyase]

I accidentally kill myself.

Probably by falling down a staircase or electrocution.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I'll die of auto-erotic asphyxiation

[Wrench]

I'll most likely suicide or get killed doing something stupid.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I'm having some kind of extremely dangerous surgery done, and... the power goes out. emo;
Or the doctor makes a mistake.

[Commander Fuckass]

I die from staph infection.

[Selkie]

I'm having some kind of extremely dangerous surgery done, and... the power goes out. emo;
Or the doctor makes a mistake.

o, sorry, that was me, I cut off the generator.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

o, sorry, that was me, I cut off the generator.

i h8 u

[YPrrrr]

I'll probably be killed by an intruder in my house considering that's how most of my dreams go...

[NOA_Haunted]

I die painlessly in my bed while im  sleeping.

[Commander Fuckass]

I thought it was drug overdose

y does everyone think Im a druggie :'(

[Reverse Psychology]

Car crash.

[Sam]

Probably something unexpected or old age, who know.

Even if I was sick with something (ie; cancer, AIDS, whatever) I'd probably just seclude myself and die alone because 1) I hate people worrying/ being sad over me and 2) I hate doctors.

[Commander Fuckass]

Probably something unexpected or old age, who know.

Even if I was sick with something (ie; cancer, AIDS, whatever) I'd probably just seclude myself and die alone because 1) I hate people worrying/ being sad over me and 2) I hate doctors.

Probably raped by Kaz or Tomboh

[Sam]

Probably raped by Kaz or Tomboh

They'd kill me after, too? ;_;