Dear Boyah

[C.Mongler]

Take a look at this article:

http://www.valentrinne.com/cmongler/articles/animalgenius.php

You don't have to actually read it, but just tell me if it looks all fucked up like it is for JMV:


plz and thxs u

[ncba93ivyase]

No problems at all.

[Commander Fuckass]

It looks regular for me.

[Samus Aran]

Looks fine to me.

[Daddy]

I just looked in Safari and it's fine.  china;

[C.Mongler]

I just looked in Safari and it's fine.  china;

k so its jsut shiira that makes it ghey. lok plz

[The artist formally known]

Developer: Scholastic?
Publisher: Scholastic
Release Date: September 25th, 2007
Systems: Nintendo DS
ESRB Rating: E

0:01: A Scholastic logo followed by an 'enter name? screen. The temptation to write "BALLSACK? as my name is high, but I'll just put my real name instead. Quality game ensured folks.
0:02: Explore places to find animals? Sounds like the greatest thing I?ve ever played. Let?s go to the ocean first.
0:03: Find 5 animals to fill the ocean. You get new animals by playing minigames, but I think the ocean has a bit more than just 5 animals.
0:04: Let?s try the ?Maze Munch? minigame first. You get to choose the animal you want to be in the minigame, I chose clownfish. I have to swim around a maze eating red dots and avoiding groupers. Fantastic.
0:06: ?the hell? I accidentally hit the B button and it quits the minigame.
0:07: Okay next lets try ?Scratch and See?. Basically using the touch screen you scratch away a limited portion of the picture and guess the animal from a barely visible picture.
0:09: For each completed minigame you get a certain amount of points. You need 25 points to unlock a new animal. ?Scratch and See? got me 9 points. I suppose I?ll try ?Matchomatic? next.
0:11: Matchomatic gets me 11 points. You match animals with their fur color. Such exciting an innovative gameplay let me tell you.
0:12: I guess this would be a good time to notice the overly annoying and happy voice acting in the game. ?Choose the game you want to play!? Alright then, I?ll choose ?Creature Collection?.
0:13: I have to find animals that have fur as they pop up in the background. Easy.
0:14: 25 points! I finally unlock my dolphin, WAIT NO I HAVE TO ANSWER TRIVIA QUESTIONS ABOUT THE DOLPHIN YEAH!
0:15: Do dolphins have feathers?
0:16: Are their babies called tadpoles?
0:17: I get the dolphin, and now I have to get more animals. Except now it costs more points. And now I have to play the same minigames. Not new minigames. The exact same ones I just beat.
0:18: Lets do some math. There?s 5 zones. Each zone has five animals. That?s 25 animals. I?m going to have to play these mini games at least 4 times per animal. So a bare minimum of 100 times I have to play these minigames. This review is over, I?m not playing these minigames 100 fucking times.

Would you play this game for more than an hour 18 minutes?:Fuck no.
Why?:Its shallow, reptitive, annoying, and boring. I would only recommend this to someone who is 3-4 years old. No one else.

Review based on a retail copy I stole from my sister.I don't know why the fuck she had it

Type it in notepad or wordpad not MSword

[Daddy]

has random shit on mine.

I just noticed that Safari has random A things.

I tried opening it in Smultron and it gave me some UTF-8 shit.

[ncba93ivyase]

also how about instead of just blatantly ripping someone elses style you try to maybe do it your own way withoout the little timestampy tihngs

[The artist formally known]

also how about instead of just blatantly ripping someone elses style you try to maybe do it your own way withoout the little timestampy tihngs

What he said

[NOA_Haunted]

It was shallow.

[Daddy]

It was shallow.

Yeah, for faggots.

[36chambers]

looks like good

[[hedy]Zidone]

I'm seeing circumflexed As all over the place.

[ncba93ivyase]

Um... whoever edited it, you messed it up because now it's loaded with funky characters.