U must escape the room

[Selkie]

Perfectly square room, 1 ceiling, 1 floor, 4 walls, no windows/doors or anything.

It's just a pitch black room k?

now escape it gogogogo

[Samus Aran]

i curl up in a ball and cry

[Wrench]

I somehow get a baseball bat and ball. I toss the ball up 3 times and miss each time.

3 strikes, you're out. 

[Selkie]

i curl up in a ball and cry

When your tears hit the floor, they create tiny holes in the metal and tiny rays of light shoot through.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

No light or tools of any kind?
I'm with Kaz.

[Selkie]

I somehow get a baseball bat and ball. I toss the ball up 3 times and miss each time.

3 strikes, you're out. 

Generally I'd say this isnt fukken harry potter and u cantr apparate shit \:

But that was sly, so fine. ur out.

[Selkie]

No light or tools of any kind?
I'm with Kaz.

Your tears also begin creating tiny holes, eventually generating enough light for you to see OMG CHANISAW GUY IN CORNER LOL

wut do u do?

[Samus Aran]

When your tears hit the floor, they create tiny holes in the metal and tiny rays of light shoot through.

im blinded by the light

...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night caterpie;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Your tears also begin creating tiny holes, eventually generating enough light for you to see OMG CHANISAW GUY IN CORNER LOL

wut do u do?

CRY UNTIL THERE'S A HOLE SO BIG I CAN PUSH HIM INTO IT.

[Selkie]

im blinded by the light

...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night caterpie;

Suddenly, an enormous crack appears in the wall. Through it comes ELO and they play Mr. Blue Sky, levitating you out of the box.

Konga rats, Kaz.

[Selkie]

CRY UNTIL THERE'S A HOLE SO BIG I CAN PUSH HIM INTO IT.

Not very original, but fine, the bastard falls to his death.

But ur still in here with your only escape is plummeting to the ground and landing in fat chainsaw guy blob puddle.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Cry some more, rub my tears on the wall until I get a huge door-shaped hole, and walk out. flower;

[Samus Aran]

Suddenly, an enormous crack appears in the wall. Through it comes ELO and they play Mr. Blue Sky, levitating you out of the box.

Konga rats, Kaz.

yay i win

[Selkie]

Cry some more, rub my tears on the wall until I get a huge door-shaped hole, and walk out. flower;

Konga rats

go see ELO and get some autographs

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Konga rats

go see ELO and get some autographs

sweet