An epic tale of jaw-dropping heroism and heart-rending loss.

[Title27GT]

It all started when this asshole Scott from my school started an absolutely awful band. They were whiney and sounded like bitches. Of course, being the jokester I am, I made videos mocking the band, specifically the Scott kid. I went a little too far in them, pretending to be him and talking about techniques for properly cutting yourself. When I got an overwhelming positive response from my peers (It's fair to say my popularity skyrocketed about 20%) I continued to make videos. For a week or two they were pretty much the talk of the grade. They were so much the talk of the school in fact, that my dumbass science teacher overheard two kids talking about it and told the Dean of the Students.

I was sick for two days at the start of this past week, and Wednesday morning was going fairly well aside from the awful cold I had. I came out of Math and was about halfway through U.S. History when the class phone rang and my teacher said "Gray, Mr.Delapiano (the Dean) needs to see you" and immediately everyone was like "oh shi" and the teacher just said "It didn't sound like anything big, don't worry". So, immediately my mind went to ease and I thought it might just have to do with my Schedule changes or something. I came into his office. He was sitting at his computer with the Assistant Dean looking on with him. He said in a low voice "Take a seat". Now, out of all the people I've met in my life Mr.Delapiano is probably the most intimidating. He's large, serious-looking, and muscular. I say "How are you, Mr. Delapiano?" and he said "Better than you" with an intimidating smirk. He proceeds to explain to me that Bullying can happen in many forms in including on the internet and I knew immediately what he was talking about. For the next 30 minutes I'm scolded at and he asks me for my Mom's Phone Number, which I knew would be the death of me because my mom is really a bitch about me getting in trouble with anything internet-related. So I was pretty much in the deepest shit I've ever been in my life. I walked out with the biggest pit in my stomach ever. Waiting for my mom to get home from work that afternoon was even worse.

When my mom got home, I expected her to go crazy upside my head. Instead, she calmly asked me wether I'd like to go to Boarding School or to live with my father. I just walked out of the room. She calmed down a bit over the past two days and I eventually sucked up enough to get back on proper terms with her and get my computer back.


In short, the whole thing was worth it and my macbook is safe at home playing "The Chain" By Fleetwood Mac.

The End

[[hedy]Zidone]

Damn. edumacate;

[Selkie]

Moral of the story: Don't be a dick.

[Title27GT]

Moral of the story: Don't be a dick.

MORAL OF THE STORY: BE A DICK, HAVE FUN, SUCK UP TO YOUR PARENTS

[Wrench]

Sounds like it was totally worth it since you got the popularity and your Mac back.

[Title27GT]

Fleetwood Mac sucks ass.

You're a fucking idiot.

[ncba93ivyase]

You're a fucking idiot.

You're a fucking idiot.

[Wrench]

You're a fucking idiot.

You're a fucking god.

[Title27GT]

You're a fucking idiot.

Tell me who those 3 players are and I will take back the following:


You're a fucking idiot.

[Sam]

Yeah, you fucking deserved to have that compy taken away, you brat.

I wish someone smashed it over your head, in fact.

[Title27GT]

Yeah, you fucking deserved to have that compy taken away, you brat.

I wish someone smashed it over your head, in fact.

the 1500 dollar computer that I paid for deserves to be taken away and smashed over my head for making comedic videos about a shitty band

God, shut the fuck up you stupid bitch.

[36chambers]

Can i see the videos?

[Title27GT]

Can i see the videos?

The School District got rid of them

[Title27GT]

Isn't that invasion of privacy? They can't tell you what to do outside of school.

No shit, that's why it was so ridiculous.

[Title27GT]

LAWSUIT TIME

lulz

those videos meant a lot to me :'(