Know what I love?

[Sam]

Hot (straight) emo guys. Seriously, it doesn't get much sexier than that. I want like 500 of them just to myself just to look at.

And then we'll have a giant emo orgy.

You all should start wearing studded belts, skinny jeans, and get a nice emo hair cut. Dyehelps. Cutting yourself and being depressed is suprisingly unneccessary. 

BTW, No skinny jeans unless you can fit into a size 3 or below.

Regarding eyeliner: Guys who do it wrong look like ugly girls, just don't. Hot emos can have eyeliner, but only if they know how to smudge it right.

[Sam]

Fine, ignore me, see if I care.

I've been on Flickr for the past 5 hours looking at the most amazing hairstyles I've ever seen though. o_o

Kay I'm gonna go buy 3 gallons of bleach, 40 different colors of dye and a pair of scissors now.
O and 3 more gallons of hair spray.

[Daddy]

I can't wear tight pants, it just feels weird.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Tight pants are gay. emo;

[Blaze-Senpai]

SORRY NO CAN DO

[ncba93ivyase]

Those jackasses need to just end their shameful lives.

[[hedy]Zidone]

They look like girls.

Are you secretly a lesbian?

[Sam]

They look like girls.

Are you secretly a lesbian?

Maybe.

What's it to ya?

[36chambers]

SORRY NO CAN DO

shut up

[Kingoftherings]

Those jackasses need to just end their shameful lives.

Agreed.   

[The artist formally known]

Emo guys? You lost all respect from me

[C.Mongler]

Except they're all fucking kw33rs and listen to shit music

[Selkie]

I refuse to ever be a moron.

[Pash]

I can't imagine a straight guy wearing tight pants.

[Wrench]

Those jackasses need to just end their shameful lives.

POTW