Guys wut is this:

[Tomboh]

I was reading my warranty for a Vrocker-es I got. Well, I get to the part where they say what is NOT an acceptable excuse for the warranty, and I get this:

1. Damage, deterioratiuon, or malfuntion resulting from:
       a. Acts of God, accident, misuse, abuse, negligence, improper installation, maintenace or operation, or failure to follow the instructions contained in this Owner's Manual.

THIS CREATES TWO QUESTION FOR ME:

1. What are some examples of an "Act of God"?

2. What moron will try to get his money back by saying "sorry, god mesed it up i want money back"?

[Selkie]

like, a tree falling on it or something.

[Sam]

"Act of God"

Uh... probablylike.. if my wii fell off the table and I was like "God did it, fix it"
As in, unexplainable scenes that caused the product to break.

[The artist formally known]

THERE IS NO GOD, YOUR WARRANTY IS VOID jesus

[C.Mongler]

ll them you are offended as it should say acts of allah jesus

[Tomboh]

"Act of God"

Uh... probablylike.. if my wii fell off the table and I was like "God did it, fix it"
As in, unexplainable scenes that caused the product to break.

i think it was gravity

[Sam]

i think it was gravity

No, it was god.

idiot.

[Daddy]

It means a natural disaster or other things that humans can't control(for example, an asteroid killing your city)


I lol'd though, I once had a warranty that didn't cover damage from spacecraft.  caterpie;

[Commander Fuckass]

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