Awesome. Job at Apple: Possible.

[Snorkel]

Haha, it's kinda of a pun, because... Job at Apple... Steve Jobs...

Anyway, I got an email earlier that said I had been selected from all of the recent applicants to attend their Hiring Fair in my area. This is a bit of a surprise, as I said right on the resume that I have no previous retail experience, and they put that down as a very good thing to have -- I guess they value finding the right people to represent Apple over proven experience. Or they could have just invited everyone, but that would be a few thousand people for only three or four stores in my area...

I had applied for the Mac Specialist, or sales rep, position. I figure I could do the job of converting people, having knowledge of both Windows and OS X, and probably more of Windows, which they say they like... hopefully I'll get to the interviews stage, and maybe even get a job. That'd be great.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Congrats. flower;

[ncba93ivyase]

If Nashville wasn't so far, I'd already be working there. :'(

[Wrench]

Best of luck, Snorkel.

[The artist formally known]

After that, I don't think you can become more of a mac fag  caterpie;

[Kingoftherings]

Apple phails.   burned;

[Snorkel]

After that, I don't think you can become more of a mac fag  caterpie;

I could become a Genius Bar employee and fly out to Cupertino for hands-on training for two weeks.  caterpie;

[mariofreak]

have fun with that

[Feynman]

yeah thats cool and all But it's a job, you're not gonna sit around on your ass playing with unreleased goodness all day and get paid shitloads.

Steve Jobs

PEOPLE LIKE HIM SECRETLY CHANGED THEIR NAMES.

[Snorkel]

yeah thats cool and all But it's a job, you're not gonna sit around on your ass playing with unreleased goodness all day and get paid shitloads.

I realize, but I still think I'd enjoy selling people Apple stuff, and my other job options are like working at Target or Davanni's or something.

[Feynman]

I realize, but I still think I'd enjoy selling people Apple stuff, and my other job options are like working at Target or Davanni's or something.

I want to work at Circuit City or Best Buy so I can talk to dumbasses. caterpie;

[Kingoftherings]

I'd enjoy selling people Apple stuff

Poor, unwitting customers.

[The artist formally known]

I could become a Genius Bar employee and fly out to Cupertino for hands-on training for two weeks.  caterpie;

I think a true mac fag would work for minimum wage and get his parents to pay for his new mac every time Steve Jobs announces a new product.

I mean you probably drink the same water as him.