Andrew1911 Stories: The Fall of Nsider

[Andrew1911]

In this tragic story, I shall weave the tale of a simple forum called Nsider and the events that led to the bottom of the hill at September 17, 2007.

This is their story.

[Andrew1911]

CHAPTER ONE: 9 AM

Andy sipped his coffee as he drove into his usual parking space at Redmond. The sky was blue. It was a wonderful day. He walked inside the office and went into his cubicle. Andy logged into his account and found an e-mail from Reggie... Reggie wrote: "Dear douchebag,

This is Reggie, yo. Now, dawg, Nsider ain't bringing in the biscuits. It's not crackalacking, son. Guess what? Nsider has just hit the bottom of the hill.

Love,

Reggie"

Andy jumped out of his chair and screamed, "Jesus Christ! Guys, it's code level midnight! They're shutting us down!" Shaun cried in a corner. Taylor whored herself out. In Canada, Computers woke up having a terrible dream. He said, "Did I, Computers, just dream a dream of the Nsider Nintendo Forums of America becoming oboslete on this date, September 17, 2007?"

[V]

A classic in the making.

[Blaze-Senpai]

Made me lol. Keep going.

[Andrew1911]

CHAPTER TWO: 10 AM

Andy had only one choice... He had to save the forums. Reggie was sending a massive army of technicians at 12 PM. They had only two hours to prepare their fortress and protect the forums. Andy picked Shaun up and slapped him. Andy yelled, "Dammit! You're a pickle! Act like one!" Shaun said, "Yes, sir!"

Taylor placed garrisons around the building. Everything was in place. The final battle would begin shortly... Computers barely logged onto the forums and began to mutter, "Oh, sweet Jesus Christ of the Christian faith..."

[Wrench]

Quite possibly your greatest story yet. It's only the beginning too.

[Andrew1911]

CHAPTER THREE: 12 PM

Reggie's technician army descended upon the small office. Andy broke a window open and screamed, "Glory for Nsider!" The other NOAs screamed, "Nsider for glory!" They fired yellow page books onto the technicians. The small weight of the yellow page books crushed a few of the fragile technicians. For a while, it seemed as if Nsider might prevail... Until Reggie apperead on a flying elephant. Reggie yelled, "No profit, no existance!" He grabbed a gun and fired.

A bullet whizzed right into Shaun's heart. Shaun screamed, "Why, Lord? Why are you killing Nsider? It wasn't our time yet, dammit... It... Wasn't... Our... Time..." Jack ran to Shaun's body and screamed, "Nooooooooo!" A past NOA returned from the grave to destroy Nsider... Mysterious. He yelled, "This is for your foolish ways!" He grabbed a rocket launcher and fired.

Half of the building exploded but the mainframe was still intact. Andy knew the battle was unwinnable but he would not die without glory. Reggie's flying elephant came by too close and Andy stapled the elephant's legs together. Reggie screamed, "Dick! Not fair!" They fell to the ground and Reggie was crushed under the elephant. The technicians descened upon the office, killing everyone inside. Jack's intenstines were ripped out. Taylor was bludgeoned to death. Mac... You don't want to know what happened to Mac.

As for Andy, he got the worst out of them all. Instead of killing him, the technicians forced him to watch the forums shut down and let him see the last post on Nsider... It was a terrible way for the forums to go out... Andy screamed, "You bastard!" A technician ripped Andy's throat out and laughed manically. Nsider had been defeated.

Meanwhile, in Canada, Computers saw the message. He wept for a while, wondering how he would live on... He could not think of a way... He walked into his father's room and pulled out the handgun inside... He walked into the basement and laid on the bed with all of his Sage given goods. He pinned the Sage pin to his chest. Before pulling the trigger, he wrote a suicide note. His last words were, "I, Computers, only wish the Nintendo Nsider Forums of America and I, Computers, could have been a couple together in a longer period of time." With a pull of the trigger, Nsider was officialy dead.

[Blaze-Senpai]

Wtf? Nice

[Himu]

Wtf? Nice

Are you sad that Nsider is gone? caterpie;


ALSO GREAT STORY

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Your best story yet. :'(

[Blaze-Senpai]

Are you sad that Nsider is gone? caterpie;


ALSO GREAT STORY

No, not really. I just wanted a fucking warning.

[V]

No, not really. I just wanted a fucking warning.

Why would you want a warning?

[Blaze-Senpai]

Why would you want a warning?

I don't know. This was just so fucking sudden, no one saw it coming.

[Wrench]

"You bastard!" lol

Computers is making the story even better.

[C.Mongler]

Oh god I lold