ITT things you would do over the internet but not in real life

[The artist formally known]

I would strip in public

I am holding you to this.

[ncba93ivyase]

Okay. Try not to exaggerate so much. Not everyone likes you and thinks everything you do is inherently cool.

I only talk to people I like, so people I don't talk to can never hold anything against me. The people I don't talk to only see the cool things I do around the people I can socialize with.

[superclucky]

Hug jmv

[Lozal]

Tell people that I masturbate. 

[Sam]

I am holding you to this.

That was a typo!

I swear I meant to say "wouldn't" i'll strip in private, I just don't wanna get arrested. And I'd need to at least know the people taht I'm going to be naked in front of.

I know, I know, I'm a whore. I actually just have nothing against being nude. I'd contemplate living in a nudists colony, even

Actually no, probably not, I'd imagine those places being extremely awkwards.

*bumps into someone*
"Oh, sorry, I uh..."
*walks away in silence*

I wonder if peoples eyes drift while holding conversations...

[Daddy]

Hug jmv

Rape Clucky
Oh wait. I'm going to rape her soon.

[The artist formally known]

That was a typo!

I swear I meant to say "wouldn't" i'll strip in private, I just don't wanna get arrested. And I'd need to at least know the people taht I'm going to be naked in front of.

I know, I know, I'm a whore. I actually just have nothing against being nude. I'd contemplate living in a nudists colony, even

Actually no, probably not, I'd imagine those places being extremely awkwards.

*bumps into someone*
"Oh, sorry, I uh..."
*walks away in silence*

I wonder if peoples eyes drift while holding conversations...

[spoiler]nudist colonies are just people that wear so much hair it makes up for no clothes

aka old people that never heard of the razor because it was waaaaaay after their time[/spoiler]

[Blaze-Senpai]

Tell people that I masturbate. 

That, and nothing else, but 98% of teens have done it anyway.


Nothing really, i'm just shy irl.

[Sam]

[spoiler]nudist colonies are just people that wear so much hair it makes up for no clothes

aka old people that never heard of the razor because it was waaaaaay after their time[/spoiler]

I know, but they're putting in national efforts in france to get more young people onto nude beaches and into the colonies.

[Snorkel]

Fuck someone in a wizard robe and hat.

Wait, I might do that in real life.

[ncba93ivyase]

Fuck someone in a wizard robe and hat.

Wait, I might do that in real life.

If Zayna put on a wizard robe and hat, or even if you did, I'd fly out and tap that ass right now.

[CruelPleasure]

Ask for nudes, be extremely racist, role play.

[BSS]

I actually tend to be more tame on the internet, compared with when I'm with my friends, at least. One thing is I don't tell people I look at hentai. No one cares if I tell them I fap, but if someone says they fap to hentai that is blasphemy or something. No idea why, but people think hentai is the most creepy and perverted thing on the planet in my school.

[guff]

I can't make expressions resembling ^_^, ^_~, or 0_o.

@_@ is tough, too.