EROTIC STORY IS HIGHLY EROTIC

[Andrew1911]

Struggling not to get washed away, you swim as hard as you can until you see them: the round, terrifyingly huge lumps of the most hideously obese woman you thought you'd see. Suddenly your arms go limp and you just let yourself wash away, looking straight up at the impossibly fat black woman in fascination as she prepares to get in with you. She steadies herself by resting one thick leg over the tub, causing it to practically explode with brown cellulite. The sight of brown crates squishing through the layer of skin directly over you would make you horny no matter how life-of-death the situation is. Five huge, ruby red fingernails dangling from a fleshy hand swing over to the thigh and scratch it so loudly that the noise echoes.

Then, just as you pray she would, she aims herself toward the tub ass-first and slides her mile-long fat ass down the side of the tub until you don't know whether you're awake of dreaming. The realizations hit you that this is real when the woman's ass cheeks squeal down the slick wall like a landslide, submerging into the water until they practically fill up the whole tub themselves. You stare up in awe and the vast ass bearing straight down at you and don't break your gaze until the the sky goes brown and you are knocked almost unconscious...

When the deafening rumble fades, you hear the squelch of two blubber-lined cheeks squish together in the water behind your head. An instant later, a giant squirt of water from between the crack shoots you out from under the ass just as the crushing blanket of fat nudges against the back of your head. You feel the surface of her ass slide furiously against your chest, then suddenly get wedged in between her distended legs. Several loud bumps echo underwater, as the woman's calves, ankles, and backside thud against the floor of the tub, squeezing out so much water that it's like a dam has broke. The combined force of it manages to wrench you free and send you somersaulting through the water until...

Cold air hits you once again when you surface from the water at the foot of the fat goddess. The sight of the enormous black woman's body exploding out of the tub and the water pouring freely over the sides leaves you frozen with astonishment. Two of the fattest, most strechmark-lined tits in the world hang lazily down her belly, their undersides partially submerged in the water. A humongous brown nipple float nearby, almost dares you to climb it. Just when you're trying to keep afloat in the rippling water, a fat hand (connected to an arm so huge it makes the hand look minuscule) hovers over you holding a bottle, and squeezes a gooey puddle of oil on her tit. The enormous woman sighs so hard that her chest heaves and starts rubbing herself with it. The nipple is so close you could each out and touch it. You could try to climb her, but staring up at the mountains of daunting rolls you have to climb...you swallow hard. You could be crushed right now if she makes a wrong move. Maybe you should just climb out of the tub.

Apprehensively, you carefully put both arms on the giant nipple and pull yourself up, feeling it graze your skin. The blubbery surface of the breast sinks beneath the slightest weight and is slippery. You look around and the acres of fat, all glistening and breathing ominously. You could run further up to the face, or just quit here and jump for the tub edge...

[Gambit17]

What the fuck is your goddamn problem?

[Silverhawk79]

Ew.
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;

[Andrew1911]

Ew.
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;

You came?  hur;

[Selkie]

Fuck no.

[Silverhawk79]

Ew.
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;

You came?  hur;

No.

[Andrew1911]

Ew.
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;

You came?  hur;

No.

But you said you exploded...  devil;

[Silverhawk79]

Ew.
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;

You came?  hur;

No.

But you said you exploded...  devil;

As in little bits of penis flew everywhere, leaving a bloody crater. educate;
That kind of explosion.

[Andrew1911]

Ew.
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;

You came?  hur;

No.

But you said you exploded...  devil;

As in little bits of penis flew everywhere, leaving a bloody crater. educate;
That kind of explosion.

Oh, we both know that when he climbed up on her gigantic floating nipple, you came. 

[*Boo*]

What the fuck?

[Silverhawk79]

Ew.
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;

You came?  hur;

No.

But you said you exploded...  devil;

As in little bits of penis flew everywhere, leaving a bloody crater. educate;
That kind of explosion.

Oh, we both know that when he climbed up on her gigantic floating nipple, you came. 

No wai. gun;

[Ownage Baby]

That almost made me wanna start fapping. Almost.

[mariofreak55]

...Was I the only one who enjoyed it?

caterpie;

[Samus Aran]

I like "Misty fucks Psyduck" more.

[Samus Aran]

I like "Misty fucks Psyduck" more.

Yeah, that one was way funnier and far more erotic.

Yeah, so are the other ones in that Something Awful series of hilariously erotic stories.