The Rise, The Fall, The Rise, The Fall, and the Demise of the Boyagers

[Melee_Man]

haha that's awesome

[Samus Aran]

Damn right I'm the guitarist

[Andrew1911]

shut up kaz : |

now should i do chapter two

[V]

shut up kaz : |

now should i do chapter two

DO IT FAGGOT

[Selkie]

shut up kaz : |

now should i do chapter two

YES

would you mind not being slow as shit with this though |:

[Wrench]

shut up kaz : |

now should i do chapter two

Do it now, nub. : |

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Two: huh chapter

The Boyagers took a plane to scenic Hollywood to Atlantic Records HQ. Lawlz said, "Now, just a warning, the Outsiders were also signed to a rival record label. We want you to kill them. In record sales. Not literally. One of our artists took that a bit too seriously and has been enjoying time in state prison... So, we're going to let you meet with our number one artists like The Beatles! It's going to be a huge feast and party where we're announcing signing you four to our label and V... Do you think you could white it up a little? Because you're kind of black... Really black." V said, "I'm black, honky. That's my angle." Lawlz said, "Fine, be black, negro. Damn nappy headed hos..."

Two hours later, they arrived at the large party. All four went on their seperate paths as they meet various people. Kaz met John Lennon and said, "Wow, Mr. Lennon! I'm a huge fan!" Lennon said, "Wow, thanks, man... Wish I could find a girl, though." Kaz said, "Don't worry, Mr. Lennon. I'll find one at this party! Hm... How about that Chinese lady?" Lennon said, "Hm... Seems cool... I'll meet with her! Thanks, man, you just saved the Beatles!" Reaper met Mick Jagger eating a large sub. Reaper said, "Whoa, Mr. Jagger, you're awesome! That Brian Jones guy is kind of bringing your awesomeness down? Also, Exile on Main Street? More like Boredom on Exile Street? You should stop making albums like that and make different ones! People will look back on your 60s and 70s stuff and go, 'Ha! Those were crap compared to their recent stuff!' Jagger said, "Wow, that's a great idea! You just made the Rolling Stones better, bro!"

V met Jimi Hendrix declining weed. V said, "Whoa, man, you gotta smoke weed and tell that damn government who's boss, Mr. Hendrix. It's not like drugs are going to kill you. The government is." Hendrix said, "You're right, man! I'm going to experiment like no other guitarist has done before! Thanks, black dude!" Houdini met David Bowie and said, "Hey, Mr. Bowie, keep doing what you're doing. You're doing good. Make sure you lead and never follow." Bowie said, "You're right, I shouldn't follow the music trends. I'll set them myself. Thanks, you little wonder, you." Finally, the announcement was ready.

Lawlz said, "Ladies and gentlemen... The Boyagers, the star of Atlantic Records!" They were introduced to the world as they played their first national song ever, 'Whoa, No War, Man'. They played with the white hot intensity of one thousand assholes shitting at once. Jimi Hendrix snorted five lines of cocaine in a row and screamed, "That is the greatest thing I have ever heard in my entire life! That V is the fucking best bass guitarist ever! Holy shit, I'm fucking high! The colors!" Lennon said, "That Kaz fellow helped me meet the love of my life! He's the greatest!" Music history was made.

[Selkie]

" Kaz said, "Don't worry, Mr. Lennon. I'll find one at this party! Hm... How about that Chinese lady?" Lennon said, "Hm... Seems cool... I'll meet with her! Thanks, man, you just saved the Beatles!" "

I lol'd so fucking hard

[V]

i'm the token black guy, still.  nigro;

MOAR MOAR

[Andrew1911]

I like how the drummer is the only one's smart.  burned;

[Wrench]

"It's not like drugs are going to kill you.
Nappy headed hos"

Very nicely added, Andrew. 

[Andrew1911]

more compliments or no new chapter :|

[Himu]

I like V's perosnality. china;

[V]

more compliments or no new chapter :|

it was great. very funny. i loved it. beautiful. new chapter,bitch.

[Wrench]

more compliments or no new chapter :|

Andrew, you're the real god.
Good enough? : |