The Rise, The Fall, The Rise, The Fall, and the Demise of the Boyagers

[Andrew1911]

I'm leaving and never coming back! 


Well, after, this new story I had just come up with, of course. Welcome to the Boyah Masterpiece Theatre! For this installment, we shall be reading the biography of the biggest rock band of all time... The Boyagers. This follows their exploits from the psychedelic 60s to the whiny 90s to their eventual break up. Filled with drama on every page, guitarist Kaz wrote this biography on his group's adventures. The band's breakup was blamed on the band's manager, Lawlz. But, in this story, there is more than meets the eye... Let us begin, The Boyagers: Ass Backwards through Time.

[Wrench]

What a great time for a new story.  flower;

[V]

Please provide lulz, good sir. 

[Selkie]

I better be a dancer for the band who gets shot on-stage during their last performance.

oh and have the band cover Kokomo at one point in their career.

[Himu]

I want to be a back-up singer lol. 

Perfect timing and story idea. flower;

[Wrench]

Please provide lulz, good sir. 

With Andrew, lulz are a guarantee.  educate;

[YPrrrr]

I wanna be...

aw hell i'll probably just end up being the steriotypical white guy doing the 2 step

[Wrench]

I wanna be...

aw hell i'll probably just end up being the steriotypical white guy doing the 2 step

Don't worry; I'll be doing something like the hustle.

[YPrrrr]

Don't worry; I'll be doing something like the hustle.

Elementary school dance favorite

[Gin]

I wanna be...

aw hell i'll probably just end up being the steriotypical white guy doing the 2 step

At least you'll be in it.

[Title27GT]

I call being the asshole club owner

[Andrew1911]

Chapter One: Battle of the Bands

In Houdini's garage, the four Boyagers played their souls out. Houdini was drumming masterfully. He screamed, "Yeah! Yeah! FUCK YEAH!" Houdini's father screamed, "Houdini! Stop playing your devil music and get the negro out of my house!" V, while playing an awesome bass guitar riff, said, "I'm black and I'm proud, sir!" Kaz, meanwhile, was playing the greatest guitar solo in the history of mankind. Reaper sang like an angel and said the beautiful lyrics, "So, yeah! Touch me! Right there! In my crotch! Whoo! Great job, guys! We're so going to win the Battle of the Bands contest. When is it?" Kaz said, "Oh, it's starting right now. We better go!"

They had been practicing for the Battle of the Bands for weeks. Now, they could win. They had traveled to the backstage when they saw their arch nemesis playing... The Outsiders. Ugh, they sounded like fucking shit... V grabbed a pipe and said, "Hey, y'all! Should I beats them with the pipe?" Houdini said, "Not now, V... Wait... We'll beat them with a pipe... But, with our music! Let us play!" The Outsiders had finished their shitty ass song. Guff said to V, "Hey, nigger. The stage is too white for your kind." V said, "Fuck you, honky."

Finally, the Boyagers took their stage and played "Mama, Don't Eat That". The crowd was in a frenzy. They threw various undergardments onto the stage. V took a fat white woman's underwear and sniffed it intensly as he played the bass guitar with his teeth. The announcer, Mariofreak, came onto the stage and said, "The winner is... The Outsiders! Give these good ol' white boys a round of applause!"

The Boyagers grabbed a couple of root beers and sat in the back of the school steps when a shadowy figure apperead. It spoke, "I saw you boys play... You were good... I'm John Lawlz, music producer of Atlantic Records and I want you boys... To be... My next... Rock... Band... So... Sign this contract and I own your so- as- Uh... You're part of the company if you sign it! I covered that up pretty well!" Everyone signed it and, thus, the Boyagers were born.

[V]

ROFL.

"V took a fat white woman's underwear and sniffed it intensly as he played the bass guitar with his teeth."

I see another masterpiece in your future, anjew. ^____^

[Wrench]

I fucking lol'd at the Reaper singing part. Then V is being a man like usual.

[Himu]

HAHA!


Watch it... I'll be a geeky #1 fan lol