So I was skateboarding and got hit by a car door

[Zack777]

So tonight me and my friends where rushing home from Burger King and I turned to talk to someone while on my bored and someone in there car opened their car door and I ran straight into it. I new the dude did in on purpose because he was like cussing at me and shit and when we rolled away he started laughing. The dude was like 19 

We laughed about it when we got home   flower;

[Houdini]

I bet you have a lot of experience with that.

[Zack777]

I bet you have a lot of experience with that.

nope, first time  nigro;

[ncba93ivyase]

my friends

I read that and left out a mighty chuckle.

[Tomboh]

I'm always ridin' mah bored.

[Zack777]

I read that and left out a mighty chuckle.

Ya, I'm back on the island and I get to see all my homies and bitches  nigro;

[Selkie]

I can see you getting hit by a car door, but not statekboarding

[Commander Fuckass]

Sir, Roller blading and Skateboarding are two different things.

[Reverse Psychology]

Next time I'll hit harder. flower;

[Ezloﺕ]

I read that and left out a mighty chuckle.

So did I.

Nice one, Zack!

[Title27GT]

Let me translate that:

I was at the rollerskating rink with my asian friends and I ran into a wall

[NOA_Haunted]

LAWD YOU SKATEBOARDING? 

[Feynman]

My dad sees lots of idiots in the ER that were skateboarding and got hurt.

[Andrios]

So tonight me and my friends where rushing home from Burger King and I turned to talk to someone while on my bored and someone in there car opened their car door and I ran straight into it. I new the dude did in on purpose because he was like cussing at me and shit and when we rolled away he started laughing. The dude was like 19 

We laughed about it when we got home   flower;

[Feynman]

Surely you can't be surprised.