Oh......my....god.....

[Selkie]

Okay, story time...

So I decided to have a bowl of cereal just now, so I take out the box of wheaties, they are almost gone, and from a long time ago.

I pour them in, then the milk, then sit down at the compy table. I begin eating.

As I am eating, I notice these little ball thingies in it. So I am like, what the fuck are these little ball thingies?

I continue eating. Then it hits me. Hits me like a freight train. These ball thingies, they look awfully like...

MOTH EGGS.

I run to the garbage and spit out. It's no use, I already ate half of the bowl at least.

my freakin god

[caponehollywood]

You shoulda ate the moth balls.
They're healthy.

[Himu]

Wheaties are gross.

[Placebo Headwound]

Why would you eat something that looks like that?

[Wrench]

You shoulda ate the moth balls.
They're healthy.

Ever have them with some boogers? Delicious.

[caponehollywood]

Ever have them with some boogers? Delicious.

Healthy too.

[Blaze-Senpai]

General Rule: If you don't know what's in it, don't eat it educate;

[C.Mongler]

haha ur gonna have moths in ur tummy and they're gonna break out of ur stomache while ur sleepin  flower;

[strakt]

Mmm... protein.

[The artist formally known]

Yeah I just looked on my Wheaties box and on the ingredients there are moth eggs wtc;

[NOA_Haunted]

LOL but was it good?

[Samus Aran]

And here's me wondering why the fuck you would keep eating after the "what are these round things" part of the story.

Do you always eat something when you don't know what it is?

[The artist formally known]

**I move away from the cereal to not look at what I'm eating

[Zack777]

Meh, I'v had worse thinks in my mouth

[V]

Meh, I'v had worse thinks in my mouth

What the fuck?