Here it is,

[cackslop]

I've come to the realization that nearly everyone in this forum is a bunch or prepubescent fags who have absolutely no societal stature in life and are trying desperately to keep a grasp on whatever popularity they have...Even if it's over the internet with people they've never met and probably never will.

I for one have had quite enough of your "I almost kissed this girl once" stories.
Hows about you flaming homos squeeze whatever tiny traces of testosterone you have in your body down to your crotch in the desperate attempt to possibly grow some bawls.
THAN you might have the stones to go up to a woman and ask her out on a date...
But let's all face it...nobody is gonna wanna date some nameless child who's either Fat, Pimply, Athsmatic, or all of the above.

Oh and lawls....the only time you touched a vagina is when you fell outta your mothers....You don't have an eight inch penis and you have  not once  touched a female.


Yeap....oh and Tyler...you're just a obese homo...good luck with life buddy!

[The artist formally known]

Posting in epic thread

[mariofreak55]

Aww, that last line wasn't neccesary.

[Blaze-Senpai]

I don't really care what you think china;
I have touched a girl before though, contrary to popular belief.

[anus]

I don't really give a LAWLZON about any of the stuff you said, because I have touched a girl (omg yayayayaya). Yes, I am a pubescent kid. You're probably a pubescent kid too. It doesn't really matter.


The last line is highly unnecessary. I don't find the idea of homosexuality appealing, but you don't need to talk LAWLZON about him for that. Go to hell

I doubt you're the attractive one. fro;

And I do have pimples, and am asthmatic. It doesn't matter. People still talk to me and shit. And I bet I'm a hell of a lot more athletic than you.

[Daddy]

Prepubescent? Lol, no.  I'll be 18 in September.  I'm sure I'm finished with puberty.

Fat- I'm underweight
Pimply-Nope,  My skin is pretty clear(1 small pimple on my forehead that's almost gone)
Athsmatic-  Nope.   Only health issue I have is that I'm 20 pounds under weight.

Popularity?  Lol, I only say what I think.   I see no reason pretending to be some one I'm not for people I know online. I don't even do it around people I hang out with. 



And the comment you made about Tyler was unneeded.   I admit that I make gay jokes about Tyler but that's all they are, jokes.    There is no reason to insult some one's sexuality.

[*Boo*]

The sad thing is if you actually care enough to post this...well, I can't imagine you. I've been offered to model and act, we were going to train and go to Hollywood in August but I didn't have the money at the time. So, no I am not ugly, nor fat or pimply. And I suppose I'm not too popular, but probably more popular than a loser like you.

[luna]

Am I excluded from this post?

[Daddy]

Am I excluded from this post?

ur such a slut.  sweat;

[*Boo*]

Am I excluded from this post?

ur such a slut.  sweat;

I know! But I am a bigger slut.  caterpie;

[cackslop]

I don't really give a LAWLZON about any of the stuff you said, because I have touched a girl (omg yayayayaya). Yes, I am a pubescent kid. You're probably a pubescent kid too. It doesn't really matter.


The last line is highly unnecessary. I don't find the idea of homosexuality appealing, but you don't need to talk LAWLZON about him for that. Go to hell

I doubt you're the attractive one. fro;

And I do have pimples, and am asthmatic. It doesn't matter. People still talk to me and LAWLZON. And I bet I'm a hell of a lot more athletic than you.

I'm a MMA fighter. I'd kick the tar out of you.

[anus]

I don't really give a LAWLZON about any of the stuff you said, because I have touched a girl (omg yayayayaya). Yes, I am a pubescent kid. You're probably a pubescent kid too. It doesn't really matter.


The last line is highly unnecessary. I don't find the idea of homosexuality appealing, but you don't need to talk LAWLZON about him for that. Go to hell

I doubt you're the attractive one. fro;

And I do have pimples, and am asthmatic. It doesn't matter. People still talk to me and LAWLZON. And I bet I'm a hell of a lot more athletic than you.

I'm a MMA fighter. I'd kick the tar out of you.

I don't care how you can fight. I got to a red belt in Tae-Kwon-Doe.

I'm probably faster, can jump higher, and all around better than you.

[cackslop]

Prepubescent? Lol, no.  I'll be 18 in September.  I'm sure I'm finished with puberty.

Fat- I'm underweight
Pimply-Nope,  My skin is pretty clear(1 small pimple on my forehead that's almost gone)
Athsmatic-  Nope.   Only health issue I have is that I'm 20 pounds under weight.

Popularity?  Lol, I only say what I think.   I see no reason pretending to be some one I'm not for people I know online. I don't even do it around people I hang out with. 



And the comment you made about Tyler was unneeded.   I admit that I make gay jokes about Tyler but that's all they are, jokes.    There is no reason to insult some one's sexuality.

The way i see it is the people who reply to my first post with a long, drawn-out explanation of how they aren't what i said they were are most likely trying to salvage any fake tidbit of respect they think they once had.
Simmer down nerds....it's all for the lolz

[Daddy]

I don't really give a LAWLZON about any of the stuff you said, because I have touched a girl (omg yayayayaya). Yes, I am a pubescent kid. You're probably a pubescent kid too. It doesn't really matter.


The last line is highly unnecessary. I don't find the idea of homosexuality appealing, but you don't need to talk LAWLZON about him for that. Go to hell

I doubt you're the attractive one. fro;

And I do have pimples, and am asthmatic. It doesn't matter. People still talk to me and LAWLZON. And I bet I'm a hell of a lot more athletic than you.

I'm a MMA fighter. I'd kick the tar out of you.

lol Failure at internet arguments.

I love how people bring up how they can "beat everyone up" while participating in an argument over the INTERNET.

[cackslop]

Am I excluded from this post?

Yeap completely.

Just cause you didn't reply with a paragraph about how you're cool.