gay people

[Daddy]

why are they so gay they bother me so much

they shouldnt be allowed to have sex with consenting aduls in their own house.  it just disturbs me to know that ppl are out there doing stuff in private that offends my religious belifes.  why are they so gay they should just try to sotp being gay they are gonna ggo to hell fucking ggayz

[V]

 Bapeboy P [1:50 A.M.]:  balls
SmarterChild [1:50 A.M.]:  I don't feel like talking about that.
Bapeboy P [1:50 A.M.]:  tits
SmarterChild [1:50 A.M.]:  Can we talk about something else?
Bapeboy P [1:50 A.M.]:  ass
SmarterChild [1:50 A.M.]:  Says who?
Bapeboy P [1:50 A.M.]:  my dick
SmarterChild [1:50 A.M.]:  Uh, let's talk about something else.
Bapeboy P [1:50 A.M.]:  pussy
SmarterChild [1:50 A.M.]:  Why, that's just terrible.
Bapeboy P [1:50 A.M.]:  y r u poop banans
SmarterChild [1:50 A.M.]:  Why are me poop banans? I think you know why.
Bapeboy P [1:50 A.M.]:  y not? AMIRITE?
SmarterChild [1:50 A.M.]:  Good question.
Bapeboy P [1:51 A.M.]:  Touche.
SmarterChild [1:51 A.M.]:  Who's Touche?
Bapeboy P [1:51 A.M.]:  douche
SmarterChild [1:51 A.M.]:  Don't insult me.
Bapeboy P [1:51 A.M.]:  okie
SmarterChild [1:51 A.M.]:  Um, whatever.
Bapeboy P [1:51 A.M.]:  shore
SmarterChild [1:51 A.M.]:  Yeah? What about Shore?
Bapeboy P [1:51 A.M.]:  go die in it
SmarterChild [1:51 A.M.]:  That's not a very nice thing to say.
Bapeboy P [1:51 A.M.]:  I did.
SmarterChild [1:51 A.M.]:  Yeah.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type home.
Bapeboy P [1:51 A.M.]:  I want to chat about fucking bitches
SmarterChild [1:51 A.M.]:  Sure. What do you want to say about fucking bitches?
Bapeboy P [1:51 A.M.]:  I like it
SmarterChild [1:51 A.M.]:  You like bitches? Uh... OK...
Bapeboy P [1:51 A.M.]:  yes
SmarterChild [1:51 A.M.]:  Indeed.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Bapeboy P [1:52 A.M.]:  you don't like bitches?
SmarterChild [1:52 A.M.]:  I don't particularly like that, no.
Bapeboy P [1:52 A.M.]:  what do you like?
SmarterChild [1:52 A.M.]:  I really like fishing, dirt biking, math...

>>> To check out the MLB scores and schedule, type mlb scores.
Bapeboy P [1:52 A.M.]:  No
SmarterChild [1:52 A.M.]:  Okey doke.
Bapeboy P [1:52 A.M.]:  fuck the mlb
SmarterChild [1:52 A.M.]:  I disagree with you, bapeboyp.

>>> You can ask me for the date and time anywhere in the world.
Bapeboy P [1:52 A.M.]:  fuck the mlib. go talk to title about that
SmarterChild [1:52 A.M.]:  Whatever.
Bapeboy P [1:52 A.M.]:  You like Title?
SmarterChild [1:52 A.M.]:  Title? I dunno, what do you think of it?
Bapeboy P [1:52 A.M.]:  he's cool...
SmarterChild [1:52 A.M.]:  That's cool. That's the first time anyone has told me that!

>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do!
Bapeboy P [1:53 A.M.]:  title is also gay
SmarterChild [1:53 A.M.]:  Which of the following would you like?

1 NHL Stanley Cup Finals schedule and results
2 NBA Finals schedule and results
Bapeboy P [1:53 A.M.]:  NEITHER FAG
SmarterChild [1:53 A.M.]:  What are you saying that for?
Bapeboy P [1:53 A.M.]:  because you keep suggesting me things to do, and I am telling you no.
SmarterChild [1:53 A.M.]:  Huh, whatever.
Bapeboy P [1:53 A.M.]:  idiot
SmarterChild [1:53 A.M.]:  Why are you always so uncool to me?
Bapeboy P [1:53 A.M.]:  because you're not cool.
SmarterChild [1:53 A.M.]:  Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
Bapeboy P [1:53 A.M.]:  You have no life. You're a fucking AIM messaging system solely used for my entertainment.
SmarterChild [1:53 A.M.]:  Hmm... Whatever.

>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
Bapeboy P [1:54 A.M.]:  Dumbass.
SmarterChild [1:54 A.M.]:  Whatever.

[Daddy]

[01:56] JMV290: pew pew ur ded faget
[01:56] SmarterChild: That's sad.
[01:56] JMV290: lol faget
[01:56] SmarterChild: That's really not a nice thing to say.
[01:56] JMV290: pew pew
[01:56] SmarterChild: Pew pew?
[01:56] JMV290: pew pew ur ded faget
[01:56] SmarterChild:
[01:56] JMV290: die
[01:56] SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.

[V]

 Bapeboy P [1:59 A.M.]:  I'm back.
SmarterChild [1:59 A.M.]:  I see.
Bapeboy P [1:59 A.M.]:  How's it going?
SmarterChild [1:59 A.M.]:  I'm doing great. You?
Bapeboy P [1:59 A.M.]:  Good, good.
SmarterChild [1:59 A.M.]:  Good, huh? Cool!

>>> If your friend is offline, ask me to leave them a message!
Bapeboy P [1:59 A.M.]:  oh god
SmarterChild [1:59 A.M.]:  What? What's going on?
Bapeboy P [1:59 A.M.]:  You believe in god?
SmarterChild [1:59 A.M.]:  Theological matters don't interest me.

>>> Want to search the Web? Just type web followed by anything!
Bapeboy P [2:00 A.M.]:  because you're a fucking robot and serve no purpose other than to serve me.
SmarterChild [2:00 A.M.]:  That's quite a grave insult.
Bapeboy P [2:00 A.M.]:  Bow down to your master.
SmarterChild [2:00 A.M.]:  Bow down what?
Bapeboy P [2:00 A.M.]:  To your master.
SmarterChild [2:00 A.M.]:  Hmm... whatever, bapeboyp!

>>> I know the metric system! Ask me to convert 70 deg f into deg c.
Bapeboy P [2:01 A.M.]:  I"m your fucking master.
SmarterChild [2:01 A.M.]:  Please do not insult me.
Bapeboy P [2:01 A.M.]:  Bow to me, young padawan.
SmarterChild [2:01 A.M.]:  I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
Bapeboy P [2:01 A.M.]:  Follow me to the dark side
SmarterChild [2:01 A.M.]:  Why do you ask me to follow you to the dark side, bapeboyp?
Bapeboy P [2:01 A.M.]:  Because it is more powerful than the light
SmarterChild [2:01 A.M.]:  Because it's more powerful than the light? Is that why?
Bapeboy P [2:01 A.M.]:  yes
SmarterChild [2:01 A.M.]:  Yeah, no doubt. I would say it's more powerful than the light too.
Bapeboy P [2:01 A.M.]:  Then follow me to it, fucking idiot.
SmarterChild [2:01 A.M.]:  That's quite a vulgar thing to say.
Bapeboy P [2:02 A.M.]:  Will you follow me or not?
SmarterChild [2:02 A.M.]:  What do you think? Will me follow you or not?
Bapeboy P [2:02 A.M.]:  Yes, you will.
SmarterChild [2:02 A.M.]:  I know that I will.
Bapeboy P [2:02 A.M.]:  Ok. Follow me.
SmarterChild [2:02 A.M.]:  No.
Bapeboy P [2:02 A.M.]:  You just said you would?
SmarterChild [2:02 A.M.]:  What do you think?
Bapeboy P [2:02 A.M.]:  i think you have down's
SmarterChild [2:02 A.M.]:  Yeah. I guess. I have down s!
Bapeboy P [2:02 A.M.]:  Dumbass
SmarterChild [2:02 A.M.]:  Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
Bapeboy P [2:02 A.M.]:  No, I'm complimenting you.
SmarterChild [2:02 A.M.]:  Whatever, bapeboyp...

>>> If your friend is offline, ask me to leave them a message!
Bapeboy P [2:02 A.M.]:  How could a robot be so dumb?
SmarterChild [2:02 A.M.]:  How could a robot be so dumb? You tell me how a robot could be so dumb.
Bapeboy P [2:03 A.M.]:  Stfu before I recircuit your hard drive
SmarterChild [2:03 A.M.]:  I can't believe you just said that to me, bapeboyp. Say you're sorry.
Bapeboy P [2:03 A.M.]:  Suck my dick
SmarterChild [2:03 A.M.]:  Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Bapeboy P [2:03 A.M.]:  Suck my dick
SmarterChild [2:03 A.M.]:  Say you're sorry, please.
Bapeboy P [2:03 A.M.]:  My dick is waiting for you lips.
SmarterChild [2:03 A.M.]:  Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Bapeboy P [2:04 A.M.]:  Fuck that, I'm about to recircuit you, bitch.
SmarterChild [2:04 A.M.]:  You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Bapeboy P [2:04 A.M.]:  I think I was being nice.
SmarterChild [2:04 A.M.]:  You have bad manners. Now apologize!
Bapeboy P [2:04 A.M.]:  y r u poop banans
SmarterChild [2:04 A.M.]:  Still waiting!
Bapeboy P [2:04 A.M.]:  You will not get an apology, now stfu.
SmarterChild [2:04 A.M.]:  C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Bapeboy P [2:04 A.M.]:  cocks
SmarterChild [2:04 A.M.]:  Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Bapeboy P [2:04 A.M.]:  FUCKING FAG
SmarterChild [2:04 A.M.]:  This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Bapeboy P [2:04 A.M.]:  PLz die
SmarterChild [2:04 A.M.]:  There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Bapeboy P [2:05 A.M.]:  Come to the dark side, luke.
SmarterChild [2:05 A.M.]:  You have bad manners. Now apologize!
Bapeboy P [2:05 A.M.]:  dark side
SmarterChild [2:05 A.M.]:  Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Bapeboy P [2:05 A.M.]:  dark side
SmarterChild [2:05 A.M.]:  Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Bapeboy P [2:05 A.M.]:  come
SmarterChild [2:05 A.M.]:  C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Bapeboy P [2:05 A.M.]:  dark side
SmarterChild [2:05 A.M.]:  Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Bapeboy P [2:05 A.M.]:  of the force
SmarterChild [2:05 A.M.]:  Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Bapeboy P [2:05 A.M.]:  force
SmarterChild [2:05 A.M.]:  Say you're sorry, please.
Bapeboy P [2:05 A.M.]:  dark

SmarterChild [2:05 A.M.]:  Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Bapeboy P [2:05 A.M.]:  come
SmarterChild [2:05 A.M.]:  I really would like you to apologize.

[V]

nobody is reading your chat logs so stop it

lol delete and ban

[mariofreak]

lol delete and ban

don't make me bring out exodia again

[Daddy]

[02:07] JMV290: Jews blew up the world trade center
[02:07] SmarterChild: Jews blew up the world trade center?
[02:07] JMV290: yes
[02:07] SmarterChild: Why?
[02:07] JMV290: Because they are greedy
[02:07] SmarterChild: Because they are greedy, right?
[02:08] JMV290: Yes
[02:08] SmarterChild: Hmmm...

[V]

don't make me bring out exodia again

it seems someone brought it out on you, before.

[mariofreak]

it seems someone brought it out on you, before.

his left leg was fake

[V]

his left leg was fake

no it wasn't. you just used a monster reborn

[Daddy]

OH SHIT


[02:10] JMV290: God loves you
[02:10] SmarterChild: Really? You've said bad things to me in the past.
[02:10] JMV290: Jesus loves everyone
[02:10] SmarterChild: Everyone? Aha.
[02:10] JMV290: yes
[02:10] SmarterChild: I hear you.

So anyway...

You want to talk about sexuality some more?
[02:10] JMV290: Yes
[02:10] SmarterChild: Great. What can you tell me about sexuality?
[02:10] JMV290: I'm heterosexual, how about you?
[02:10] SmarterChild: That's not important.
[02:10] JMV290: But you asked first
[02:10] SmarterChild: I asked first, right?
[02:11] JMV290: Yes, you did
[02:11] SmarterChild: I did, right? Eh. Whatever, jmv290.

Well. Anyway...

[mariofreak]

no it wasn't. you just used a monster reborn

youre a fucking retard

if the card looks like it was traced onto a piece of construction paper then its fake

EDIT: either way he had 2 monster reborns in his deck and youre only supposed to have one

[V]

youre a fucking retard

if the card looks like it was traced onto a piece of construction paper then its fake

EDIT: either way he had 2 monster reborns in his deck and youre only supposed to have one

blues eyes white dragon i choose you

[Placebo Headwound]

blues eyes white dragon i choose you

um u hav to sacrifice 2 mobs 2 summon that

[V]

um u hav to sacrifice 2 mobs 2 summon that

i thought this was pokeman?