lol he's mean

[Daddy]

Hello,

While I appreciate your well thought out e-mail, you have simply used up all
your "last chances" for participating in our forums.  As you said yourself,
there have been many promises of change and reform, many "cries of wolf" in the
past and each time so far, you have been allowed back only to end up earning a
new ban.  This one will remain.

Nintendo of America Inc.
NOA Mac

   navi; Now how I will I do stuff?

This was my e-mail:

Hello again.  I'm going to be completely honest. This is the third time I've
appealed this ban. I'm hoping  that third time is the charm.  In my previous
appeals you have told me that I have made he same promises about changing my
behavior several times before and I have failed to keep such promises, and
because of this you are unable to remove my ban.  Frankly, I don't blame
you.  If I were in your position  I would be doing the same.

Because of this I'm not sure what I can do except state again that I am
sorry.  I really am serious this time. If I were not I would not be spending
several hours planning out these e-mails, checking them for grammatical
accuracy, rewriting them if they sound even a tad bit rude or pushy, and
making sure I don't get off subject.  I wouldn't be writing several e-mails
to you knowing that I have little hope to be unbanned.  I wouldn't be
checking my e-mail 2 times a day awaiting your reply.  I know it's going to
be hard for you to believe me because I've made these promises so many times
before, but I don't know how to word it, I'm really sorry and I really do
promise to change.   I'm not even asking you to forgive me, I'm just asking
for you too look for even the tiniest bit of belief in what I'm saying and
grant me this one last chance.

My situation reminds me of the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".  The boy
repeatedly falsely claims that there is a wolf, and when there finally is a
wolf no one believes him and in the end the wolf kills the boy.   In some
odd manner of parallelism the same can be said about my ban history. I
promised once that I would change, I promised again, and when the time came
when I actually mean it no one would believe me.  It comes back to the moral
of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf": "Even when liars tell the truth, they are never
believed. The liar will lie once, twice, and then perish when he tells the
truth."

I'm asking you to save me from this metaphorical wolf and just to believe me
this one last time.  I swear that I will not misplace your trust.   I am
intent on changing my posting habits and becoming a productive member of
NSider.  I sincerely am sorry for such behavior in the past and regret
making such posts.   I can only hope that you take this e-mail to heart and
grant me this one last request.  I  ensure you that after given this last
chance you will not receive another e-mail from me concerning a ban. This--
I promise.  And to end my e-mail i offer you this final quote.

"There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it."
-- George Bernard Shaw.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
James "JMV290" Valente
[email protected]

[ncba93ivyase]

Can't say you didn't deserve it.

[Daddy]

Can't say you didn't deserve it.

lol

[Daddy]

ima gonna send my next email with the title "MAC, DON'T READ THIS. GIVE IT TO GREG OR TAYLOR"

He got my last 3 appeals. 


I'll have to eat Taylor out if I want to get unbanned.

[Wrench]

Do you got a router? Just change your IP.

[Geno]

lol I'm going to use that same exact message.  caterpie;

[Geno]

I always get Mac too  edumacate;

[Daddy]

Do you got a router? Just change your IP.

I've already changed my IP and made an alt. 

It's a permaban, not an IP ban.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Harsh. poppy;
How did you get your first and second perma-bans?

[Daddy]

Harsh. poppy;
How did you get your first and second perma-bans?

My first permaban was because Bronsen and Humu pissed me off and deleted anything I posted for 4 hours straight.  They kept deleting my game related posts too(Elebits). I then made a G4 thread talking about gamers and TV shows for them and how G4 strayed away from what it once was.   It got deleted and I snapped and called them both morons.   I was banned for 3 weeks before appealing.


My second perma was for a Caturday thread, which I quickly PMed Bronsen to delete.  I was using the Temple Skin on both Boyah and NSider and posted it on the wrong site.  Bronsen thanked me for contacting him and said I wouldn't be banned.  Rekiznu then banned me so Bronsen talked to him and got it removed an hour later.

[Reverse Psychology]

What a jerk. :'(

[Geno]

My first permaban was because Bronsen and Humu pissed me off and deleted anything I posted for 4 hours straight.  They kept deleting my game related posts too(Elebits). I then made a G4 thread talking about gamers and TV shows for them and how G4 strayed away from what it once was.   It got deleted and I snapped and called them both morons.   I was banned for 3 weeks before appealing.

My second perma was for a Caturday thread, which I quickly PMed Bronsen to delete.  I was using the Temple Skin on both Boyah and NSider and posted it on the wrong site.  Bronsen thanked me for contacting him and said I wouldn't be banned.  Rekiznu then banned me so Bronsen talked to him and got it removed an hour later.

wtf tha first one was exactly how my alt got banned. Humu was deleting all my posts... I had about 300 at the time and I was soon down to 30. Humu even came right out and said that it was her. Bitch.

[Reverse Psychology]

wtf tha first one was exactly how my alt got banned. Humu was deleting all my posts... I had about 300 at the time and I was soon down to 30. Humu even came right out and said that it was her. Bitch.

Humu is the worst KoH, by far.

[Tomboh]

I'll have to eat Taylor out if I want to get unbanned.

Submitting yourself to torture is not worth the unbanning of JMV290.

[Geno]

Submitting yourself to torture is not worth the unbanning of JMV290.

Taylor is... decent looking.