Okie so I had a dream

[Title27GT]

This has been sort of a recurring nightmare ever since my mom caught me and my friend talking about blowjobs on AIM while I was in the shower. At that point my macbook was still in the mail and she said she wouldn't let me have it (she caved). But ever since then my family thinks I swear a lot, when really I only swear on the internet. Anyways, the dream was me getting a handjob (I couldn't actually see the face of the girl, which seriously tells me I have some issues) and I was just sitting there and I reached around to my computer to talk to the same guy that my mom caught me talking to the last time, and I start telling him I'm getting a handjob. I lean back to the faceless girl, then lean back around and start typing "shes finishing me off" without looking at the screen, and when I enter the message, I look, and I sent it TO MY MOM'S SCREEN NAME. I just stare at the screen, and that's where the dream ends.

[Lozal]

haha. i've had weird dreams involving AIM, too. Once, I had a dream that I was in the middle of cyburing and my mom walked in. She didn't care, lol.

[Title27GT]

haha. i've had weird dreams involving AIM, too. Once, I had a dream that I was in the middle of cyburing and my mom walked in. She didn't care, lol.

Thankfully I've never cybered. 

[C.Mongler]

Ahaha, I'm so turning that into a movie.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

The scariest part of that dream is, you're on the computer while getting a handjob.

[Lozal]

Thankfully I've never cybered. 

I have. It's fun.  navi;

[Title27GT]

The scariest part of that dream is, you're on the computer while getting a handjob.

I was sitting at my computer chair, which is usually where I got it from my old GF. That's why, combined with the whole faceless thing, I think this is repercussions of breaking up with her 


As well as the fear that my mom would catch me.

[Title27GT]

I have. It's fun.  navi;

lol yea you don't have to show that beautiful face

[strakt]

Maybe it was your mom giving you the hand job.

[Wrench]

Good thing it's a dream. That would be awkward to be caught doing though.

[Title27GT]

Maybe it was your mom giving you the hand job.

lol strakt

you're such a damn lurker

[Feynman]

Sounds like a song R. Kelly would write.

[strakt]

lol strakt

you're such a damn lurker

I try.

[prettygirl]

last night i had a dream, and i woke up and was like "holy hell, i HAVE TO put that on boyah!!!"


but i forgot :/

[strakt]

last night i had a dream, and i woke up and was like "holy hell, i HAVE TO put that on boyah!!!"


but i forgot :/

That's the first thing that comes to your mind in the mornings?
I find that sad.