simple things that turn you on/make you horny.

[V]

When a girl says "fuck" , it turns me on.

also when a girl winks at me. that's very sexy to me for some reason...

ok you go

[Houdini]

Naked women.

[prettygirl]

good hair,
it's all about the hair.

[prettygirl]

also toned/tanned legs.

[Samus Aran]

Cuddling. 

[Houdini]

Packing peanuts.

[prettygirl]

oh and when a guy comes up behind me and puts their arms around me
and when a guy holds my hands and like, brushes my knuckles with their thumb.


this has got me thinking about qualities i look for!

[Houdini]

Wooden planks with nails in them.

[Houdini]

Roadkilled armadillos.

[prettygirl]

Roadkilled armadillos.

have you considered therapy?

[Samus Aran]

oh and when a guy comes up behind me and puts their arms around me
and when a guy holds my hands and like, brushes my knuckles with their thumb.


this has got me thinking about qualities i look for!

It's the lightest touches that make the biggest impact. The kind that make shivers run down your spine. 

[Houdini]

have you considered therapy?

No, but I have considered covering myself in garlic butter and rubbing my genitalia with pork fat.


I think I just came.

[prettygirl]

It's the lightest touches that make the biggest impact. The kind that make shivers run down your spine. 

i feel the same way!
i love the little things.

I think I just came.

go check

[prettygirl]

I have no idea.

I have no experience in these areas. :'(
Oh god why do you always make me lol so hard?

go get a gf, god damn!

[Samus Aran]

go get a gf, god damn!

Seriously. I know he can. 

He just sucks at talking to girls.  caterpie;