I lol'd so hard.

[caponehollywood]

This girl just asked me to go on a school shopping date with her.

WHATS THE WORST WAY TO TELL HER NO.

[ncba93ivyase]

Burn in hell, you fucking bitch. Also, I hope your mother gets raped by your brother and your father rots in hell.

[Feynman]

"I love you."

[Tomboh]

lets hav sex behind the folders

[caponehollywood]

lets hav sex behind the folders

Good idea.

Ok, I said it, should I post the transcript when it's done?

[Snorkel]

Good idea.

Ok, I said it, should I post the transcript when it's done?

Yes.  navi;

[caponehollywood]

Yes.  navi;

She's like gonna block me, I'd give it five minutes.

[Tomboh]

She's like gonna block me, I'd give it five minutes.

She's asking you through AIM? Jesus what the fuck.

Do it in person. Or at least over the phone.

[caponehollywood]

Complicated060 : anyways... when are u gonna pick up ur school supplies... maybe we could meet and pick them up together since u wont have any other free time cuz u are always soo busy
Complicated060 : hello????
Complicated060 : aj? u there?
MVP0079 : good idea
MVP0079 : we could have sex behind the folders
Complicated060 : WHAT!
MVP0079 : im not kidding
MVP0079 : comeo n
MVP0079 : itll be fun
Complicated060 : i thought i knew you aj
Complicated060 : i guess not
MVP0079 : jeez y not
MVP0079 : i know you want to
Complicated060 : wait a sec, is this danny
MVP0079 : no its aj
Complicated060 : ok, then what color was my bra the day i wore that loose shirt
MVP0079 : turquoise
Complicated060 : ok ur really perverted
Complicated060 : i thought we were friends
MVP0079 : yes but we can be MORE than just friends
Complicated060 : im not ready for that yet, and you know it
MVP0079 : but my penis is seven inches long
Complicated060 : ok now ur really scaring me
MVP0079 : look, no one will see, and i can make it a quickie
Complicated060 : no, im never talking to you again, i hope you die in hell or whatever you catholics believe in
MVP0079 : FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lol.

[caponehollywood]

She's asking you through AIM? Jesus what the fuck.

Do it in person. Or at least over the phone.

Honestly, she's so annoying.

[V]

You just fucked up. She said she isn't ready for it, meaning you possibly could have fucked her in the future. Call or and make up or something. Say you were joking. 

[Tomboh]

sSbOwDeN93 (9:05:30 PM): sup bitch?
Complicated060 (9:05:40 PM): who is this?
sSbOwDeN93 (9:06:20 PM): Wanna go on a school shopping date?
sSbOwDeN93 (9:06:23 PM): it sounds romantic
Complicated060 (9:06:39 PM): who is this?
sSbOwDeN93 (9:06:52 PM): Your seert admierer
sSbOwDeN93 (9:07:08 PM): i wanna stick my penis inside you and blow a load in to your vagina
sSbOwDeN93 (9:07:10 PM): Wanna?
Complicated060 (9:07:18 PM): no thanks
sSbOwDeN93 (9:07:36 PM): You sure?
sSbOwDeN93 (9:07:39 PM): Mines pretty big
sSbOwDeN93 (9:07:45 PM): its like 13 inches
Complicated060 (9:08:14 PM): omg who the heck is this im gonna block u u weirdo
sSbOwDeN93 (9:08:22 PM): dont pleae
sSbOwDeN93 (9:08:24 PM): I love you
sSbOwDeN93 (9:08:29 PM): I wanna make sweet love to you
Complicated060 (9:08:51 PM): can u please tell me ur name
sSbOwDeN93 (9:08:55 PM): Tom
sSbOwDeN93 (9:09:02 PM): Last name is Boh
Complicated060 (9:09:18 PM): sorry i dont know a tom boh
sSbOwDeN93 (9:09:24 PM): you sure?
Complicated060 (9:09:29 PM): yes
sSbOwDeN93 (9:09:33 PM): I watched you through your bedroom window a few times
Complicated060 (9:09:52 PM): ok good bye


I think she likes me.

[prettygirl]

wow, you're a fucking jerk.

[caponehollywood]

She's a bitch though. edumacate;

And ugly too.

[Daddy]

I lol'd at Tomboh's post