God fucking dammit.

[Tomboh]

The doubleu = v thing is fucking up mah sig.

[Snorkel]

But it makes everyone sound like Russians, it's great.  caterpie;

[Commander Fuckass]

vay and duplavay

[Kingoftherings]

But it makes everyone sound like Russians, it's great.  caterpie;

Or Dracula.

[C.Mongler]

You guys are way too funny vub;

[Tomboh]

I want to suck your blood. ese;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

If you really vanted us to sound Russian, ve'd have to speak like this:

If juo really vanten oos to schovnd leik Rusians, ve'd 'echf to schveal leik dish.

[Snorkel]

If you really vanted us to sound Russian, ve'd have to speak like this:

If juo really vanten oos to schveak leik Risians, ve'd 'echf to schveal leik dish.

Yeah, maybe I'll make some really elaborate word filters.  china;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Yeah, maybe I'll make some really elaborate vord filters.  china;

Jesh, juo doo shet. It vood meak zings moar insheresching. china;

[Claquesous]

Some people think I'm Russian, because I greet them with "hello comrade".

[UnagiPower]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  caterpie;