Hello, thar. I's new.

[TheExAm]

Hello. TheExAm here. Steal referred me, vith promises of such things as happy postings and joy. Also the random banner at the top is shiny and gives me a varm, fuzzy feeling. I should probably see a doctor about that. Good day.

[TheExAm]

AHHHH JONATHAN

Your smiley system is very strange, indeed. It needs to be killed with fire  burned;
The single semikolon method is communist. Then again I sense that a great many of the members here are commies, so it comes as no surprise that your way of coding smileys is inferior. Please, take no offense. I am simply stating the undeniable facts which I, TheExAm, have irrefutably deemed to be true.

[Placebo Headwound]

AHHHH JONATHAN

Your smiley system is very strange, indeed. It needs to be killed with fire  burned;
The single semikolon method is communist. Then again I sense that a great many of the members here are commies, so it comes as no surprise that your way of coding smileys is inferior. Please, take no offense. I am simply stating the undeniable facts which I, TheExAm, have irrefutably deemed to be true.

What the fuck are you talking about?

[TheExAm]

I have no idea. Blame it on the fact that that post was made at around 3 in the morning. I think it had something to do with the fact that smiley codes here are written "words;", as opposed to ":words:". I'm allergic to change. Can you tell?

[TheExAm]

No thanks. I prefer to keep my mouth goo free.

[Wrench]

Would you like a proper induction?

[Daddy]

oh hi

[TheExAm]

I'm kind of scared as to what this "proper induction" would entail. Details, friend. Details.

[Wrench]

I'm kind of scared as to what this "proper induction" would entail. Details, friend. Details.

Ask GCD. He used to do them all the time.

[Samus Aran]

HEY BE SURE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME

IT'S COOL YO

[Commander Fuckass]

Jono is a fag.

[prettygirl]

lol, hey.
do you live in santa cruz?

[TheExAm]

HEY BE SURE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME

IT'S COOL YO

WHY, YES. I KNOW THAT. DO YOU THINK ME A FOOL OR SOMETHING? CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.

Yes, I do live in SC.

EDIT: Whoop, wrong quote.

Fixed.

[caponehollywood]

AHH STOP TALKIN SO PROPER

[Hyper]

FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH FUCKING FAGGOT MOLE DOG CUNT BITCH FUCKER FUCK