PotD: Most Trouble you've gotten in?

[6M69I69B9]

Never got grounded but I did get some detentions but not worth telling over to what I've done to get those detentions..

I've only done 2 actions where I almost got suspended, but I was very lucky.

[superclucky]

Got yelled at.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Conviction of Misdemeanor/Felony and Suspension.

Suspension for calling someone a at school.  caterpie;

What the fuck is wrong with your school?

[YPrrrr]

Almost got suspended for calling a girl in a wheelchair a lesbian (she had it coming)

Detention for being late...

Grounded for playing poker for $

[Houdini]

Almost got suspended for calling a girl in a wheelchair a lesbian (she had it coming]

explanation please

[YPrrrr]

explanation please

She called me a bastard and was insulting my parents, just because she heard from one of her friends (who's a chronic liar) that I made fun of her disability

[The artist formally known]

I've gotten several detentions/referrals in school, but there's a funny story behind the "arrest":

I went to a neighboring school's homecoming game last year with a friend of mine (we have friends at said school), and were walking around behind the bleechers when a cop comes up to us and says that some adult saw someone pass a bottle or package through the fence to us. We all looked at each other and were like, "uh, no", but he didn't believe us and made us all turn out our pockets. It was kind of funny because my friend was freaking out because he had a bag of weed in his shoe. Anyway, one of the people in our group of 6-7 was black, and the cop just rounded on him and was like "do YOU have anything?" and then proceeded to check him himself, obviously suspecting him purely because of his race. Before he went for him, I said -- without really thinking I was talking to a cop -- "Hey, that's sort of racist" or something to that effect. So the cop, who was a dumbass, was like "Alrighty then you guys are all coming with me". So he made us come over to his car and breathalyzed all of us, and was probably on the verge of doing other drug tests before deciding it wasn't worth it. Good thing, too; I was a little baked at the time. 

I also narrowly avoided trouble while consuming alcohol at a concert once.

I drank a bottle of vodka at the prom last year, it was so awesome oh god.

[Houdini]

She called me a bastard and was insulting my parents, just because she heard from one of her friends (who's a chronic liar) that I made fun of her disability

Nice.

[Commander Fuckass]

Grounded.


There was one time in 4th grade I called a girl fat and had to sit by myself at lunch though. 

[Reverse Psychology]

I got a suspended from riding the bus a few years ago because I punhced some douche who thought he was better than me.

I also had a ton of detentions, some of the reasons were for calling a teacher by his first name and asking for the stapler.

[UnagiPower]

I hit some kid the other day and today the cops drove me to a police precinct. :'(

[ncba93ivyase]

I got a suspended from riding the bus a few years ago because I punhced some douche who thought he was better than me.

I also had a ton of detentions, some of the reasons were for calling a teacher by his first name and asking for the stapler.

Everyone here in the south calls the teachers "sir" or "ma'am." I say "hey." caterpie;

[Daddy]

Everyone here in the south calls the teachers "sir" or "ma'am." I say "hey." caterpie;

I just call them by their last name.

[Gin]

I got lunch detention back in elementary school for getting in a fight. caterpie;

How do let yourself get caught for fighting?

Almost got suspended for calling a girl in a wheelchair a lesbian (she had it coming)

Detention for being late...

Grounded for playing poker for $

Lol, I'm playing poker for money tonight.

[Title27GT]

The most trouble I've gotten in was last year in History class. I walked by this really flamboyant black kid and I made a V with my fingers, put it up to my mouth, stuck out my tongue and wiggled it around as If I was asking him for hardcore oral sex. My teacher saw and for some reason he knew what it symbolized so he made me stay after class. I kept den ying it. "Do you know what you did?" "Yea, I pretended to smoke." "(insert name), don't play games with me, do you want to go to the deans office?" "no" "Then tell me what you did." "I pretended to smoke".

Needless to say the Dean wasn't impressed and I still haven't lived it down with my mom.