I feel dirty

[Samus Aran]

You know...down there...

...what do I do?

[Blaze-Senpai]

Go to the nsfw board.

[Daddy]

take a shower and make sure you let the water hit it.

[Samus Aran]

Go to the nsfw board.

Not like that, I feel dirty down there. You know...dirty.  

[Blaze-Senpai]

Not like that, I feel dirty down there. You know...dirty.  

Take a shower in Clorox Cleaner with bleach.

[Samus Aran]

Take a shower in Clorox Cleaner with bleach.

I already tried that. emo;

[Blaze-Senpai]

I already tried that. emo;

You're still alive? -sends luts-

[Samus Aran]

You're still alive? -sends luts-

Somehow, yes.

[Hyper]

get a dog to lick ur vagina

[Samus Aran]

Cover your hand in dish soap and proceed to grab your testes and lather them in the smooth, bubbly soap. Massage your manly scrotum with the soap and continue to work your way up to your harbl. As your harbl hardens, use the soap to assist in your act of self pleasure.

Did you catch all that or am I not making any sense?

But what about my vagina? 

[Blaze-Senpai]

Cover your hand in dish soap and proceed to grab your testes and lather them in the smooth, bubbly soap. Massage your manly scrotum with the soap and continue to work your way up to your harbl. As your harbl hardens, use the soap to assist in your act of self pleasure.

Did you catch all that or am I not making any sense?

I don't like that lube

But what about my vagina? 

You're a girl? Fuck edumacate;

[Hyper]

pregnancy test

[Kingoftherings]

You're a girl? Fuck edumacate;

Hermaphrodite   educate;

[Blaze-Senpai]

Hermaphrodite   educate;

-forgot what that means- pseudo;

[Kingoftherings]

-forgot what that means- pseudo;

One who has physical traits of both genders.   educate;