HELP ME

[Title27GT]

I'M TELLING YOU, MAINE IS AWFUL, THERE'S NO INTERNET ACCESS BECAUSE EVERYONE HERE LIVES LIKE A CAVEMAN.

THE WORST PART IS THAT IT'S ON THE OCEAN SO ALL THEY DO IS FISH FOR LOBSTER, AND THEY KILL THEM PUBLICLY AS WARNINGS TO VILLAGERS.

THE NAME OF OUR HOTEL IS "The Spengler". THE SPENGLER DAMNIT.

[Commander Fuckass]

Where do I sign up?

[Snorkel]

Come to Minnesota, we have lumber

[Houdini]

Come to Texas, we have Republicans and horrible accents.

[Reverse Psychology]

Come to Illinois, we have cornfields and drug dealers.

[anus]

Come to Oklahoma, we have wheat and football.

[Title27GT]

Come to Texas, we have Republicans and horrible accents.

I know, I grew up there dumbass.

[ncba93ivyase]

Come to Tennessee, we have Wal-Marts as far as the eye can see.

[Commander Fuckass]

Come to Tennessee, we have Wal-Marts as far as the eye can see.

Don't forget targets  navi;

[Gin]

Come to New York, we have druggies and teen pregnancy.

[Blaze-Senpai]

Come to Nevada, we have Gambling and Heat, and nothing else educate;

[Reverse Psychology]

Come to Nevada, we have Gambling and Heat, and nothing else educate;

prostitutes

[Lozal]

Come to Maryland, we have farms and a bridge, and pretty much nothing else. 

[Blaze-Senpai]

prostitutes

No one want's HIV.

[anus]

No one want's HIV.

HIV is for cool people