Three things you should remember when dealing with your significant other.

[V]

1.Do not try to change them.

By changing the person to suit your needs and wants, you lose the very person you fell in love with. Learn to love someone for everything they are; this includes faults.

2.Do not expect them to fulfill ALL of your needs.

This consists of financially,physically, and spiritually. Do not expect to receive attention. Give it. Never think for just you. Look out for eachother as a couple and both of your best interests.

3.Don't confuse sex with love.

This rule is a big one. Remember that your partner is not only there for your physical.You two have attracted on a much higher level, if you consider what you have love. Especially in the beginning of a relationship, attraction and pleasure in sex are often mistaken for love.



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[Feynman]

Shut up, you poser.

[V]

Shut up, you poser.

What? I wrote this shit. It was something we discussed in my class at school.

[The artist formally known]

4. Don't ask for anal because it just makes things awkward if she doesn't want it caterpie;

[Houdini]

5. Woman love to fetch your beer for you.

They love it. In fact, nothing turns a woman on quite like seeing your fat, lazy ass parked on the sofa and watching golf on TV.

[The artist formally known]

5. Woman love to fetch your beer for you.

They love it. In fact, nothing turns a woman on quite like seeing your fat, lazy ass parked on the sofa and watching golf on TV.

Really?

[V]

5. Woman love to fetch your beer for you.

They love it. In fact, nothing turns a woman on quite like seeing your fat, lazy ass parked on the sofa and watching golf on TV.

Shit, I got to try that one out more often. 

[Houdini]

Shit, I got to try that one out more often. 

Go for it, man. The chicks will go crazy for ya.

[C.Mongler]

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[V]

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No, seriously, I wrote this. 

[FAMY2]

Go for it, man. The chicks will go crazy for ya.

  Totally wrong on that one.   educate;

[C.Mongler]

No, seriously, I wrote this. 

Holy shit, then I defiantly made the right choice by making you my lawyer 

[Houdini]

  Totally wrong on that one.   educate;

Nuh-uh. You must be doing it wrong.

[Himu]

Go for it, man. The chicks will go crazy for ya.

Uh I'd slap the crap out of him if he says that all the time.

[superclucky]

  Totally wrong on that one.   educate;

inorite..

The show needs to be football.