Oh god

[Feynman]

There's a damn five-year-old dropping shit from its place in my room. I swear, if he touches my sensor bar again, I'll give him one right in the damn mouth. I don't care if he dies.

[ncba93ivyase]

I hope he shits on your sensor bar.

[NOA_Haunted]

Move it higher?

[C.Mongler]

I hope he sensor bars on your shit.

[ncba93ivyase]

I hope he sensor bars on your shit.

I hope the shit censors your bar.

[Feynman]

Last time he pushed my Wii off the stand, I pushed him onto the wall and had him cry.

I hope he shits on your sensor bar.

I really hope he does, actually. More reason to kill his little gigglin' ass.

[Daddy]

I lol'd hard.

[Feynman]

Little kids are fucking annoying.

He's the only kid immature enough to pull on my sensor bar, and I have a baby sister that's younger than him. I loosened up the wire so the next time he pulls it he'll fall way back.

[Reverse Psychology]

I've gotten to the point where I just punch my cousins whenever they touch something, no matter what it was.

[JGE]

Did you tell him not to do it?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I'm LOLing pretty hard at this thread right now. I've been LOLing for a good five minutes. china;

[Commander Fuckass]

wait what? 

[superclucky]

I hope the shit censors your bar.

I lol'ds.

Just give him candy or something good you dumb person. 

[Lumar2004]

I'm LOLing pretty hard at this thread right now. I've been LOLing for a good five minutes. china;

replace lol with fap fap;

[JGE]

replace lol with fap fap;

Holy shit, I actually lol'd.