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Started by Solar and Lunar, April 29, 2007, 06:19:18 PM

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YPrrrr

Quote from: bluaki on February 06, 2008, 05:54:21 PM
wait, what? I don't remember anything.
Also, ewww
ewwwwwww babies. They might have penises >.<

bluaki

Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 06, 2008, 05:55:57 PM
ewwwwwww babies. They might have penises >.<
Or maybe that for the baby to get there in the first place... I'd have to come in contact with a penis ugly;

Daddy

Quote from: bluaki on February 06, 2008, 05:58:56 PM
Or maybe that for the baby to get there in the first place... I'd have to come in contact with a penis ugly;
Explain how artificial insemination works.

Samus Aran

Quote from: JMV290 on February 06, 2008, 05:59:24 PM
Explain how artificial insemination works.


ewww it came from a penis eeewwww penises ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bushy

Quote from: JMV290 on February 06, 2008, 05:59:24 PM
Explain how artificial insemination works.


1. Take sperm

2. Put it in a girl

3. Wait nine months and whamo, you've got a kid
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UnagiPower

Quote from: Bushybrow on February 06, 2008, 06:03:51 PM
1. Take sperm

2. Put it in a girl

3. Wait nine months and whamo, you've got a kid


artificial

bluaki

Quote from: JMV290 on February 06, 2008, 05:59:24 PM
Explain how artificial insemination works.
Um... saying that ME86 said "I got Bluaki pregnant. :( ", I don't think I'd need to

ME##

Quote from: bluaki on February 06, 2008, 05:54:21 PM
wait, what? I don't remember anything.
Also, ewww

I stole one of your eggs, and fertilised it with semen.  doodella;


It's growing in a tube as we speak.

Selkie

What the fucking hell my ears just cried to me after listening to that front page video.

His tone is like a fight to the death between a cat and a roll of tin foil, and that was the most abysmal "solo" I have ever heard.

bluaki

Quote from: ME86 on February 06, 2008, 06:12:18 PM
I stole one of your eggs, and fertilised it with semen.  doodella;


It's growing in a tube as we speak.
Oh okay, that' s better than what I thought.
I honestly wouldn't care if that really would happen, other than the process of the egg being stolen.

YPrrrr

Quote from: bluaki on February 06, 2008, 06:16:38 PM
Oh okay, that' s better than what I thought.
I honestly wouldn't care if that really would happen, other than the process of the egg being stolen.
You're just going to blow it out in a month anyways

ME##

Quote from: bluaki on February 06, 2008, 06:16:38 PM
Oh okay, that' s better than what I thought.
I honestly wouldn't care if that really would happen, other than the process of the egg being stolen.


I should note you may also be needing a new kidney soon.... sweat;

bluaki

Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 06, 2008, 06:17:56 PM
You're just going to blow it out in a month anyways
I wouldn't care if an egg is missing, but how would it be stolen? That'd probably be painful...
Quote from: ME86 on February 06, 2008, 06:18:05 PM
I should note you may also be needing a new kidney soon.... sweat;
wtf

Daddy

I want a child but Clucky won't supply me with one.

ME##

Quote from: JMV290 on February 06, 2008, 06:21:53 PM
I want a child but Clucky won't supply me with one.


I have five other eggs from Bluaki.


10,000 Quid per egg.

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