WHY GAWD?

[Andrios]

I CAN'T GET THE PICKLE JAR OPEN.. WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

[ncba93ivyase]

BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT

AND GOD DOESN'T EXIST

[The artist formally known]

SMASH ON FLOOR?

[Andrios]

BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT

DAMMIT I KNEW IT.

[Andrios]

SMASH ON FLOOR?

I was thinking that.

[ncba93ivyase]

I was thinking that.

If you really want pickles without too much of a mess, put the jar in a sink and gently tap it with a hammer. caterpie;

PROTIP: Put the jar in a bowl while doing this so you save the juices and not gets AIDS on your pickles.

[Andrios]

I'll just wait for Steven to wake up.

[NOA_Haunted]

I'll just wait for Steven to wake up.

So whos the babys daddy?

[Reverse Psychology]

So whos the babys daddy?

Steven.

Idiot.

[The artist formally known]

Okay, do this, hit the edges of it with a knife (butter knife, they're heavier then steak knifes) if the lid is metal or whatever look like metal. Hit it so it makes dents all the way around. Then open!

[Andrios]

So whos the babys daddy?

My husband.   

wait no.  i made her all by myself.  i like that story better.

my mom n dad n my best fwends mom says she looks just like me.  I AM SO HAPPY SHE WILL NOT BE FUGS.

[Andrios]

Okay, do this, hit the edges of it with a knife (butter knife, they're heavier then steak knifes) if the lid is metal or whatever look like metal. Hit it so it makes dents all the way around. Then open!

I will try that in a few minutes.

[ncba93ivyase]

BETTER IDEA.

Freeze the pickles so that the ice causes the jar to explode. caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

I will try that in a few minutes.

Just send me a pickle cus I dunt have any

[FAMY2]

BETTER IDEA.

Freeze the pickles so that the ice causes the jar to explode. caterpie;

  Will it freeze? With the salt in the juice?