somebody needs to code a program [simplified]

[heltar]

you sign into nsider
you type a message, ex. "lol"
you type in two numbers, a time interval (in seconds ex, 60) and a number (ex. 92384)
you hit start
it selects random threads and random posts from those threads, quotes the post, and types in lol every 60 seconds 92384
times.




that'd be sick


we'd keep it exclusive to certain members, of course.


Translation:

Somebody should create a program that allows one to do the following:

1. one signs into nsider on the program

2. one types a message into a text box to be submitted [for example, one might put "lol." it has also been suggested to put a list of messages.]

3. Next, one types in two numbers in two separate text boxes. The boxes will be the time interval inbetween posts submitted and the next box will be the number of posts one wants the program to post for you. [Alternatively this could be set to "0," which would make the program post infinitely until you shut down the application]

4. One hits the "start" button

5. Finally, the program selects a random thread off of the Nsider forums. From the thread, it selects a random post within the thread, quotes the post, and then finally replies with the message. [or a message, assuming one has a list of messages for the program to select from] These random replies would be sent every x seconds you entered, the minimum of said x seconds being 60.

6. The program will continue to run until...
     -  You are banned
     -  It reaches the maximum post limit you entered in the program [see step 3]
or until you turn off the damn computer.


It would also minimize in the task bar.

This program's existence would excite me greatly.

Naturally, use of this program would be strictly limited to certain members of these forums.




THERE.

SATISFIED?

[Feynman]

CAN YOU PLEASE, FOR GOD'S SAKE USE PROPER ENGLISH, PUNCTATION, GRAMMAR, AND SPELLING IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

[President Evil]

The max you can post in an hour is 60 times.

[The artist formally known]

The max you can post in an hour is 60 times.

You should know  hurr;

[Daddy]

How about no.


At least give it an intelligent reply.



I would give it a list of 120 or so random replies.

[heltar]

CAN YOU PLEASE, FOR GOD'S SAKE USE PROPER ENGLISH, PUNCTATION, GRAMMAR, AND SPELLING IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

i wish I knew what was wrong with you

[Feynman]

Hey, why don't you learn some Java and C++ and code it yourself? I believe this is either impossible or extremely hard.

[heltar]

Hey, why don't you learn some Java and C++ and code it yourself? I believe this is either impossible or extremely hard.

I was just dreaming, really.

[ncba93ivyase]

Hey, why don't you learn some Java and C++ and code it yourself? I believe this is either impossible or extremely hard.

Nah, should be simple for a pro with Java to do it.

Cap'n'Caps knows everything, so ask him. caterpie;

[Feynman]

Nah, should be simple for a pro with Java to do it.

Shouldn't be easy for regular folk and should be pretty challenging for a beginner in Java.

Besides, NSider's login authentication would make it harder.

[[EDWRD]]

Use a macro. Not that complicated.

Of course, it might be complicated to make the macro do what you want exactly.

[heltar]

Nah, should be simple for a pro with Java to do it.

Shouldn't be easy for regular folk and should be pretty challenging for a beginner in Java.

Besides, NSider's login authentication would make it harder.

People do it for Neopets and I guarantee that NP is 018349182379182x harder than NSider.

[musica.cards]

CAN YOU PLEASE, FOR GOD'S SAKE USE PROPER ENGLISH, PUNCTATION, GRAMMAR, AND SPELLING IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

I can understand him fine  edumacate;

[Ricky]

I could do this ... it would be hard, but I could.

But you can't post more then 60 messages in one hour and you'd need to enter your ticket number first ...

[Hyper]

lol post count wtf