I had a weird dream last night

[Himu]

I was in Oz and I was like Dorothy and my dog was like Toto.  Well I made friends with the Tin Man and the Lion, but when I got to the scarecrow he was molesting me and trying to rape me.  So I was running and he wouldnt stop.  So I pulled a knife out of my handbag and slashed him to hay.  And then he reformed and I took off running again.  So we stopped at my mother's house and I went to my room and when I came back.  The Tin Man was in pieces on the floor and the lion was harpooned and my mom was gone.  So I ran into her room to find her.  Then I was naked for some reason.  And I turned around and I saw the scarecrow grin maliciously from the ceiling and fall on me. 

[Feynman]

That's really fucked up.

So I pulled a knife out of my handbag and slashed him to hay.

pulled a knife out of nowhere and slashed him like with a sword

[Himu]

That's really fucked up.

pulled a knife out of nowhere and slashed him like with a sword

Yep.

[Feynman]

Yep.

*glomp* ^___________^

[Himu]

*glomp* ^___________^

AHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WERE THE SCARECROW IN MY DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Placebo Headwound]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WERE THE SCARECROW IN MY DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BECAUSE BASSIR NEEDS A BRAIN, RIGHT?

[Himu]

BECAUSE BASSIR NEEDS A BRAIN, RIGHT?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE THE TIN MAN CAUSE YOU NEED A HEART!!!!!!! ;____;

[Placebo Headwound]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE THE TIN MAN CAUSE YOU NEED A HEART!!!!!!! ;____;

I can live with that.

[Commander Fuckass]

FUCK YOU  pseudo;

[Himu]

FUCK YOU  pseudo;

FUCK OFF educate;

[Feynman]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WERE THE SCARECROW IN MY DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not rape if you want it.