Reasons why HyperCafe sucks.

[Daddy]

We all know that HyperCafe blows the big one. Here is a list of reasons why:

• They will ban you solely for being a member of Boyah


• The only thread in their serious discussion board is "Are you Straight Edge?", seriously. What is that shit? Some one reduced ShadowOnTheSunx17's karma because of his opinion


• The spam is even worse than here.


• "Hell" and "Damn" are the worst things you can say.


• GCF is an admin...


• Carlton


• You get banned simply for disagreeing


• Their moderating team is terrible.

[Wrench]

What are you talking about? Hyper Cafe is awesome.
[spoiler]Just Kidding[/spoiler]

[guff]

• "Are you Straight Edge?"
  

I think he had a similar topic on Outsider's Serious Business.
everyone laughed at him

[Daddy]

I think he had a similar topic on Outsider's Serious Business.
everyone laughed at him

i don't drink and do drugs so it must be cuz im in a cool socul movementz.

[Reverse Psychology]

I got banned for posting "tl;dr"

[Daddy]

I'm trading an item in da Trade Centre.

me 2

oh snapz i sent the tree to GCF

What tree

expensive item in the shop.

what it do

Nothing. We send it to admins as bribes.

o

give me all ur money so i can bribe to be mod.

Don't do that. 

I gave him 4k.
Also, dont ban JMV, p|0x.

I won't.  Are you afraid because I already banned 4 people today?  :P

It may hit 5

*points to new person who joined*

Uh-oh....*goes to look*

[Phil]

If the forum is so shitty, why do they have 78 members already?  I'm getting forum penis envy.

[Reverse Psychology]

If the forum is so shitty, why do they have 78 members?  I'm getting forum penis envy.

All the idiots of NSider joined.

[Feynman]

If the forum is so shitty, why do they have 78 members already?  I'm getting forum penis envy.

Just all the retards from NSider and users from other forums that just want to check it out. Some people there even format the font they type in.

[Reverse Psychology]

All I said was "this forum pretty much sucks".

You're an a-hole and Bassir is a *****.

[Daddy]

If the forum is so shitty, why do they have 78 members?  I'm getting forum penis envy.

A good deal of the members are Me, Lawlz, Kaz, Bassir, G$, Guff, and such members.

The rest are the idiots like GCF an his spamming gang.

[Daddy]

Just all the retards from NSider and users from other forums that just want to check it out. Some people there even format the font they type in.

The idiots are even hotlinking the icons from NSider.

[Phil]

Ew, they're generic Power On fags?

[ncba93ivyase]

Ew, they're generic Power On fags?

And weeaboos.

[6M69I69B9]

Hmph... I'm going to make some accounts when I go to a Library, then I'll probably go and raid.

Lol, maybe my friends might join me because they're bored.