I HOPE SNORKEL ISN'T DEAD

[Samus Aran]

Turn on pretty much any news channel. A freeway bridge collapsed over the Mississippi River in Minneapolis, and several vehicles are crushed or now sinking in the river.

[[hedy]Zidone]

These kinds of events are becoming commonplace.  edumacate;

[Daddy]

Snorkel seems like the kind of guy who can swim.

[Samus Aran]

Snorkel seems like the kind of guy who can swim.

But can he hold his breath long enough to get out of a locked, sinking vehicle, all while panicking for his own life and the lives of whoever else may be in that vehicle?

[Daddy]

Snorkel just put an away message on so he mustn't be dead.

[Samus Aran]

Snorkel just put an away message on so he mustn't be dead.

k y;

[ncba93ivyase]

For some raisin, the thought of cars sinking in a river with thousands of tons of cement pushing them down makes me chuckle. caterpie;

[Himu]

For some raisin, the though of cars sinking in a river with thousands of tons of cement pushing them down makes me chuckle. caterpie;

You're so totally mean.

[Daddy]

You're so totally mean.

Then I won't post how I feel.

For some raisin, the thought of cars sinking in a river with thousands of tons of cement pushing them down makes me chuckle. caterpie;

quited for similar feelings.

[V]

For some raisin, the thought of cars sinking in a river with thousands of tons of cement pushing them down makes me chuckle. caterpie;

I sense great fear in you, young Lawlz.

[Snorkel]

Is it really making national news? It's all I've heard anyone talk about around me for the last couple hours... it really sucks because I live half a mile down that road (major highway) and use it nearly every day. poppy;

I was going to go a concert tonight, though; I would have been using the bridge about the time it collapsed. o_o

[Wrench]

Is it really making national news? It's all I've heard anyone talk about around me for the last couple hours... it really sucks because I live half a mile down that road (major highway) and use it nearly every day. poppy;

I was going to go a concert tonight, though; I would have been using the bridge about the time it collapsed. o_o

You got lucky then. Wouldn't be the same without you.

[Placebo Headwound]

You got lucky then. Wouldn't be the same without you.

Boyah would be non-existent without him.

[Wrench]

Boyah would be non-existent without him.

Exactly. Snorkel was clutch in saving us.

[Snorkel]

Exactly. Snorkel was clutch in saving us.

Fortunately I, like Chuck Norris, am impervious to bridge disasters.