If George W. Bush, the Commander in Chief, our President...

[V]

..knocks on your door right now, what would you do?

[anus]

Open the door, see who it is, then close the door on him.

[Himu]

Passionately kiss him.

[Commander Fuckass]

Hand him a beer, then tell him to GTFO my doorstep.

[V]

Hand him a beer, then tell him to GTFO my doorstep.

ur so , dps.

[Commander Fuckass]

ur so , dps.

no wai, ure moar , vs.

[Wrench]

Just treat him like anyone else.

[V]

Just treat him like anyone else.

And how is that?

[Himu]

no wai, ure moar , vs.

Ur both . <3

[Wrench]

And how is that?

The basics. Be polite, give him food and drinks, and socialize.

[YPrrrr]

Scream "STRANGER, DANGER" at the top of my lungs and run

[Feynman]

Well, if my parents are home he'd just sit down drink some tea and talk about shit. My dad'll probably ask him loads of questions and I'll just go back to my room and make a topic about it. I'll even try to get him to hold a sign saying "Bassir Caravan met me."

Passionately kiss him.

your crazy emo;

[Houdini]

Invite him in and politely inform him of how he sucks and what he could do to not suck.

[NOA_Haunted]

Be Like sweet.

[V]

Be Like sweet.

Be the what to who?