Taking the Initiative

[j o e i n c]

In the wake of our last years here on earth (For those who will not be prepared!) I decided to buy a rifle. I picked out a beautiful Mosin Nagant 91/30. It was a bit more expensive then I expected-$90, but I did have a $75 gift card to the place.

Of course, you can't just buy a rifle. You need ammo as well. A box of 7.62x54r cost me $18 for a box of twenty...a little under a dollar a bullet.

Though, at the time $90 seemed like an OK price on just the rifle, upon opening the box I decided it was a great buy. The box included a Soviet alkaline solution/oil bottle, Soviet sling, ammo pouch and a bayonet. After tax the total was $122, but only cost me...$47!

I will need to buy more ammo, of course, but as of now, i'm doing pretty good for defending against zombies/aliens/etc in 2012. Still five more years for preperation!

[V]

The gun will do you no good. We all will die instantly in 2012.

[guff]

How many idiots are going to keep copy and pasting threads (and replies) between Outsider and here?

[Daddy]

How many idiots are going to keep copy and pasting threads (and replies) between Outsider and here?

I don't know.

[j o e i n c]

The gun will do you no good. We all will die instantly in 2012.

Nope.

I have top secret government info that says aliens will come, give people virusus that turns them into zombies, then leave. After that, the poles will shift. It says they got this info from the ancient Mayans and the aliens themselves!

The government already has  underground bases all around the globe!

[V]

Nope.

I have top secret government info that says aliens will come, give people virusus that turns them into zombies, then leave. After that, the poles will shift. It says they got this info from the ancient Mayans and the aliens themselves!

The government already has  underground bases all around the globe!

Should I go buy some guns now?

[j o e i n c]

Should I go buy some guns now?

Only if you want to live.

[V]

Only if you want to live.

Right. going to gun store brb

[NOA_Haunted]

the zombie survival guide says you want something light weight and easy to carry

[j o e i n c]

How many idiots are going to keep copy and pasting threads (and replies) between Outsider and here?

It's not copypasta, this version has one more ellipsis in it.

[j o e i n c]

the zombie survival guide says you want something light weight and easy to carry

It's not heavy, it weighs about 9 1/2 pounds.

Though, this is more for the aftermath. I'll carry another firearm with me, though the mosin is a great hunting rifle.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

How about I just buy a plane and bomb the shit out of 'em? I'm sure I can afford one. flower;

[j o e i n c]

With the bayonet, it's a grand total of...

66 inches. 5 foot 6.

[Feynman]

How many idiots are going to keep copy and pasting threads (and replies) between Outsider and here?

LET'S MERGE

[NOA_Haunted]

With the bayonet, it's a grand total of...

66 inches. 5 foot 6.

I'm one inch taller! yay