I got into a fight at the beach(I won lol)

[Daddy]

I was in the water swimming.  I saw a crab so I chased it.  It then charged at me and tried pinching me so I picked it up and threw it at a crowd of seagulls.


I beat the shit out of that crab.

[YPrrrr]

But could you beat the shit out of the seagulls?

[Ricky]

because we all want to hear about your victory over a helpless crab

[Daddy]

because we all want to hear about your victory over a helpless crab

Nigga started it.

But could you beat the shit out of the seagulls?

Them pussies fly away and attack in packs.

[Samus Aran]

Yeah, you taught that bitch to mess with raccoons.

[Daddy]

Yeah, you taught that bitch to mess with raccoons.

Ima go fite a fox next

[Placebo Headwound]

Ima go fite a fox next

Nah, you're not ready for that yet.

Go fight a Lobster now. magician;

[Samus Aran]

Ima go fite a fox next

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  

[Wrench]

This thread is amazing. You showed that .

[Daddy]

Nah, you're not ready for that yet.

Go fight a Lobster now. magician;

how 'bout crayfish

[Title27GT]

how 'bout crayfish

Are you near cape cod?
Probably not, since most of the people who live in Cape Cod only live there for the summer and have their houses in New York.

[Donutz]

Lucky for you there were seagulls.

[Tomboh]

Good thing it didn't pinch you.

Those claws can rip tanks apart.

[Daddy]

Are you near cape cod?
Probably not, since most of the people who live in Cape Cod only live there for the summer and have their houses in New York.

No, I live in Salem with some nice polluted oceanz.



I ATTACKED IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

[Himu]

A crab I fought tried to rape me.