ANDREW1911 NEEDS YOUR HELP

[Andrew1911]

Alright, I have a plan for a comic involving lifeguards. If anyone wants to help draw, you're more than welcome to. In fact, whoever does this scene the best job at animation will become my NUMBER ONE ANIMATER WHICH MEANS THEY ARE PUT OF THE ANDREW1911 TEAM.

First Panel

This is during a lightning storm so pool's closed at the moment. Dave's playing on his PSP. Kevin approaches.

Kevin: "Dave, that's a PSP, ain't it?"

Dave: "Yep."

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Kevin: "That Grand Theft Auto?"

Dave: "Yep."

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Kevin: "Stimulating conversation we're having... Well, since you're so interested in video games, I dusted off my ol' SNES the other day."

Dave: "What did you play?"

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Kevin: "Super Mario World. You know, I just noticed some weird stuff in the games... You remember the Bowser kids, right?"

Dave: "Yeah, uh... Their names escape me but I do remember them."

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Kevin: "Well, I was slightly disturbed that you don't see any more of these kids for any of the later Mario games. Bowser Jr. only comes in Super Mario Sunshine but he was never in Super Mario World. Which brings me to the million dollar question... What the hell happened to them?"

Dave: "Bowser ate them. Dude's a prick. It would make sense. I mean, dude probably has tons of bills to pay for eight kids. He's got... Like, what? Nine fucking castles? He's got to off them. He doesn't have enough coins to pay for it."

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Kevin: "That does make sense but what if Bowser had a wife? Bowser could've gotten divorced and shared joint custody but after SMW's events, the wife decided to sue for sole custody and won the case. I mean, the dude has his children burned in lava and crushed by a midly obese Italian plumber."

Dave: "All are reasonable suggestions but would Bowser listen to law? I think not. The Bowser I know would fucking burn the judge's car for a verdict in his favor, thus, invalidating your argument. Now, let me get back to GTA, Lance Vance is asking for an ass raping."

So... What do you think?

[Wrench]

I can't draw at all, but I like it. I laughed at the end.

[Andrew1911]

No more compliments?

[Andrew1911]

bump  edumacate;

[Geno]

I suck at backgrounds but I could do characters a bit.

Actually I suck all around but maybe you could make stick figures to save time?  caterpie;

[C.Mongler]

How the fuck are you gonig to fit that much text in one panel