Stuck on an island.

[Zack777]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

[Andrios]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

The Navy AND the Coast Guard?  They wouldn't show up for you.  I promise. 

olol wuts their numba i wanna call dem

[Zack777]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

The Navy AND the Coast Guard?  They wouldn't show up for you.  I promise. 

olol wuts their numba i wanna call dem

911 dumbass

[ncba93ivyase]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

The Navy AND the Coast Guard?  They wouldn't show up for you.  I promise. 

olol wuts their numba i wanna call dem

911 dumbass

I habeeb that's a local number.

[Andrios]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

The Navy AND the Coast Guard?  They wouldn't show up for you.  I promise. 

olol wuts their numba i wanna call dem

911 dumbass

That's not the number to the Navy or the Coast Guard.  Sorry.

[Silverhawk79]

House.
Boat.
Satellite Phone.

[Andrios]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

The Navy AND the Coast Guard?  They wouldn't show up for you.  I promise. 

olol wuts their numba i wanna call dem

911 dumbass

I habeeb that's a local number.

LoL, hopefully he won't be stuck on an island in Japan, because, welp, that number doesn't quite work here.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

The Navy AND the Coast Guard?  They wouldn't show up for you.  I promise. 

olol wuts their numba i wanna call dem

911 dumbass

For the Navy? 911 is for the police/fire station. :|:|:|:

[Zack777]

you can all just go to hell 

[Andrios]

you can all just go to hell 

You'll be going first, since you're going to die on that island.

[Zack777]

you can all just go to hell 

You'll be going first, since you're going to die on that island.

I hope this turns out like in the book Lord of the Flies

[Andrios]

you can all just go to hell 

You'll be going first, since you're going to die on that island.

I hope this turns out like in the book Lord of the Flies

It won't.

Just call 911, it'll be okay.

[Silverhawk79]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

The Navy AND the Coast Guard?  They wouldn't show up for you.  I promise. 

olol wuts their numba i wanna call dem

911 dumbass

That's not the number to the Navy or the Coast Guard.  Sorry.

Protip: Conversing with Zack777 for extended periods of time may cause nausea, inability to think clearly, and anal cancer.

[Andrios]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

The Navy AND the Coast Guard?  They wouldn't show up for you.  I promise. 

olol wuts their numba i wanna call dem

911 dumbass

That's not the number to the Navy or the Coast Guard.  Sorry.

Protip: Conversing with Zack777 for extended periods of time may cause nausea, inability to think clearly, and anal cancer.

Eh, Steven's pretty dumb himself.  I guess I've built up some kind of immunity.

[Zack777]

Satellite Phone, Sward and one of those 5 gallon water jugs they have at the office 

Only five gallons?  That wouldn't last very long.

It would give me a few hours before the Navy and Coast Guard shows up because I called them on the Satellite Phone for rescue

The Navy AND the Coast Guard?  They wouldn't show up for you.  I promise. 

olol wuts their numba i wanna call dem

911 dumbass

That's not the number to the Navy or the Coast Guard.  Sorry.

Protip: Conversing with Zack777 for extended periods of time may cause nausea, inability to think clearly, and anal cancer.

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