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Started by Samus Aran, July 11, 2017, 03:43:31 PM

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Samus Aran

fuck off cantaloupe haters

antmaster5000

Quote from: Nico Yazawa on July 11, 2017, 08:31:13 PM
fuck off cantaloupe haters

it is literally the worst fruit

Travis


Magyarorszag

Quote from: Nico Yazawa on July 11, 2017, 03:56:57 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 11, 2017, 03:49:18 PM
Quote from: Nico Yazawa on July 11, 2017, 03:43:31 PM
green grapes


disapproved; neither as firm nor as flavorful as their red counterparts



i mean, green grapes can definitely be really firm. depends on the time of year, the brand, and thus the farm they came from. i try to only buy them if they're on sale and they're nice and firm and adequately tart (definitely not into green grapes for sweetness)

btw, i've found that for sweet grapes, black ones are actually better than red


it's possible i've never had a good green grape in my life

they're always too sweet and too limp >.<

same with black ones tbh

i find that the red ones are the only ones that have a healthy mix of firmness/sweetness/tartness

??????

Quote from: SVT on July 11, 2017, 05:50:27 PM
walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, grape, melon, oranges, and coconut shells
ive had it with you
I like blackberries
jackfruit
chirimoya
rainier cherries
lingonberries
kiwano melons
guanoabanas


YPrrrr

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 11, 2017, 09:44:05 PM
Quote from: Nico Yazawa on July 11, 2017, 03:56:57 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 11, 2017, 03:49:18 PM
Quote from: Nico Yazawa on July 11, 2017, 03:43:31 PM
green grapes


disapproved; neither as firm nor as flavorful as their red counterparts



i mean, green grapes can definitely be really firm. depends on the time of year, the brand, and thus the farm they came from. i try to only buy them if they're on sale and they're nice and firm and adequately tart (definitely not into green grapes for sweetness)

btw, i've found that for sweet grapes, black ones are actually better than red


it's possible i've never had a good green grape in my life

they're always too sweet and too limp >.<

same with black ones tbh

i find that the red ones are the only ones that have a healthy mix of firmness/sweetness/tartness
the red ones are just sweet to me almost no tartness

Tbh growing up I had the opposite problem where the red grapes were always flaccid and squishy while the green were firm. Idk how that divide happened between PA and NY

Magyarorszag

it probably doesn't help that we're using extremely vague color descriptors like "red" and "green" when each color is probably represented by dozens of different cultivars, each with their own unique properties lol

as for the cultivars commonly available in my area, whichever one it is that happens to be reddish tends to be the best

Detective Spatchcock

grapes can Fuck Off too

Quote from: Nico Yazawa on July 11, 2017, 08:31:13 PM
fuck off cantaloupe haters
agreed

honeydew is trash tho

Detective Spatchcock

also surprised @ lack of watermelon love up in here

Samus Aran

Quote from: ا,,,ر,ة on July 11, 2017, 11:48:47 PM
rainier cherries


shit yeah these rule, i forgot about them. and cherries in general. both these and bing cherries are really good imo

btw has anyone else here tried those cotton candy grapes? so good, but a taste i would not have anticipated a grape to have

antmaster5000

Quote from: Pop"icl...! on July 12, 2017, 01:02:29 AM
also surprised @ lack of watermelon love up in here

ah the redeemable melon (unless you wanna count papaya or something)

Detective Spatchcock

Quote from: antmaster5000 on July 12, 2017, 09:48:50 AM
Quote from: Pop"icl...! on July 12, 2017, 01:02:29 AM
also surprised @ lack of watermelon love up in here

ah the redeemable melon (unless you wanna count papaya or something)

Magyarorszag

Quote from: YPargh on July 11, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
Blackberries


Somehow I don't think I've ever had these. befuddlement

Quote from: YPargh on July 11, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
Strawberries from local places not the giant bland ones in grocery stores


HIGHLY approved

Quote from: YPargh on July 11, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
Watermelon


approved

Quote from: YPargh on July 11, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
(hate is now only reserved for all other melons)


disapproved

Quote from: YPargh on July 11, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
Clementines


approved

Quote from: YPargh on July 11, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
Mandarins


approved

Quote from: YPargh on July 11, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
Limes (as flavor)


and only as a flavor

otherwise, lemons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> limes

Quote from: Himu on July 11, 2017, 04:18:41 PM
LYCHEE
plums


i feel like lychees have potential but the only ones i've ever had were lacking in tartness :'(

plums are generally approved

Magyarorszag

Quote from: antmaster5000 on July 11, 2017, 08:24:10 PM
Quote from: YPargh on July 11, 2017, 07:18:10 PM
Quote from: Pop"icl...! on July 11, 2017, 07:14:05 PM
Grapefruit is a garbage food for garbage boys. Everyone who has it on their list is no longer eligible for friendship by me.
I suppose I will have to amend my best boyager nomination madood;

Cantaloupe and Honeydew are the true garbage fruits. They are the packing peanuts of a fruit salad

QUOTE FOR TRUTH right here


bans will shortly be issued for every participant in this comment chain

YPrrrr

Yknow it's weird I had two new York roommates in college and neither of them had had blackberries either befuddlement

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