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[Socks]

yo that white woman said she knew and told your parents you were gonna rule the world cuz you went to thailand and got some exposure to the world 

oh man, fucking white people 

[squirrelfriend]

what white woman
who is she

[C.Mongler]

all of them

[strongbad]

yo that white woman said she knew and told your parents you were gonna rule the world cuz you went to thailand and got some exposure to the world  

oh man, fucking white people  

lmao
she was my boss when i was a lifeguard at like 17 years old
she worked at the same place as my mom too and they became weird friends

i think she is in on my satire, though. it is hard to tell with middle aged folk

[Socks]

sounds like she wants your cock bro, oblige the poor woman

[strongbad]

sounds like she wants your cock bro, oblige the poor woman

she is actually insanely nice and okay looking but cant seem to hold down a relationship. i feel bad for her a bit since i think my parents are some of her best friends and she just 3rd wheels with this couple that is 10 years older than her

[Socks]

aww man perfect case scenario why i can't i have that problem/situation. lonely nice women, a little older and sad maybe you do kind of feel a little bad for them

[Socks]

DOOOD who is the blond haired goddess OMG
she can take me to the depths of hell and her angelic beauty is all i need for salvation.

[strongbad]

DOOOD who is the blond haired goddess OMG
she can take me to the depths of hell and her angelic beauty is all i need for salvation.

kelsey? lol get outta my facebook
she's crazy though i wouldnt get involved with her. my gf and i kicked it with her a bit when we first got to thailand but she became very clingy and did some weird things

[Socks]

kelsey? lol get outta my facebook
she's crazy though i wouldnt get involved with her. my gf and i kicked it with her a bit when we first got to thailand but she became very clingy and did some weird things

1. you do realize what you're saying. 2. you do realize who you're talking to.
she sounds perfect, and looks AMAZINGeufibffuifnajinfjlefjnajad

[rdl]

socks could you be any more creepy

[strongbad]

kelsey? lol get outta my facebook
she's crazy though i wouldnt get involved with her. my gf and i kicked it with her a bit when we first got to thailand but she became very clingy and did some weird things

1. you do realize what you're saying. 2. you do realize who you're talking to.
she sounds perfect, and looks AMAZINGeufibffuifnajinfjlefjnajad

she looks way better in her pics lol

[crystalpepsi]

Ok this is weird lmao

[strongbad]

Ok this is weird lmao

[C.Mongler]

this thread is a testament as to why socks' friend request is still in my pending pile