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My rubber thing broke...

Started by 6M69I69B9, March 22, 2014, 08:23:18 PM

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should i send my rubber to like...god?  god please help

i didn't mean to fuck like this..  it's like...who do we go?  do we sue the company?  do we turn it in?  it's too late to buy a new one.  shit i should have known.  i thought rubber was insurance enough but we got broken insurance and...fuck...isn't there insurance for life?  life that's about to come?  somehow to prevent it?  i can't beat this woman it's too precious to die like that but what else?  nobody can know of it

nobody.

you know i think life is like a car crash and lives just come out of it instead of death.  and we're like "how do we pay for this fucking mistake?  i got to go to school tomorrow and i was going to make a really great breakfast tomorrow ugh such a ruined day."  like i wanted to crash a car when i was in my mid 20s but not like this.  what the fuck.  toyota aorta that's so fucked up



Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


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Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck





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Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

6M69I69B9

Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck





Geno

wait are you talking about a condom?
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy


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