Cool story time

[Daddy]

When I was in second grade I thought it would be HILARIOUS to start barking when the teacher left the room.

She heard me from the hall and told my mom.  I got into trouble a lot during elementary school.

[Mettalik]

Once I shot a spitball and it hit my friend in the ear. The teacher saw and made me stand up, and then she proceeded to yell at me and ask me if I was gonna tell my older brother "i was cool in school today"

fucking bisch 

[l a c e y]

LOL
second grade was great.
we went to african lion safari.
my friend got hit by a car and she told everyone she got hit by a bus and flew over it length wise lmfao.
and i got introuble for slideing in the mud one day with all the boys.

[Travis]

i said "mitchell bitchell" to this kid named mitchell in like first grade and he cried

[Tomboh]

well ill tell of my elementary school detentions to go with jimv's stories

first grade: stuck carrots up my nose
first grade: said "suck" (didnt show up for that one)
second grade: punched a kid
idk what grade: threw a snowball (lol)
5th grade: talked back to the teacher or something

i feel like im missing one or two other detentions. idk they were all stupid reasons except the punching of the kid

[l a c e y]

i can't even count all the detenions/suspensions i have had.

[Houdini]

Last week, while I was taking a piss, I noticed some graffiti above the urinal. Someone had written "balls in yo mouf" for no reason in particular. Next to it, someone genius drew a picture of a guy with a dick in his mouth. Apparently there are people out there who do not know the difference between penises and balls.

I love my school.

[CutLess]

Houdini's story reminds me of this one time when I was in first grade.

I was peeing in the bathroom by myself when I started hearing hushed chattering, a sign that a complete class was taking their bathroom break.  So, I started washing my hands until I saw the weirdest thing ever:

One kid was bunny-hopping while simultaneously waving his dick in his hand.

I'm pretty sure I ran out of the bathroom as he was moving towards me...oh god

[snorkel]

How do you get in trouble for barking? 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'm a good boy i've never had a detention

I walked into the bathroom a few days ago to make sure my hair didn't look insane, and as soon as I opened the door, I saw some kid with his arm, up to his elbow, in the fly of his jeans. He gave me the most surprised look when I entered.

i turned right around, left, and laughed heartily

[Geno]

oh god I have way too many stories to tell

Well of course there's the "letter to my cat" incident.

And uh in second grade I remember trying to jam a pencil into a glass cup for some reason and it slipped and was jabbed into my finger. The pencil was pulled out and the led was stuck in there.

Also in second grade I was a little shit so the subsitute in my music class grabbed my arm and accidently scratched me with her nails. I got her fired for that 

In third grade I got attacked by fire ants while I was under a tree. I got fucked up.

In fourth grade I punched the principal in the stomach. I don't even remember why but I was pissed.

Um in the 8th grade I emailed my 5th grade teacher telling her that she was a bitch and I got suspended for a week.

6th grade I tripped the teacher when she was walking by because I thought it would be funny but she tripped and fell right into a desk and had to get stitches

Those are just off the top of my head. JMV can I be undipshitted now

[Bolivian Army]

How do you get in trouble for barking? 

he was in school

[Mettalik]

"ruff ruff ruff"

ban

[Veal]

One time I fell in love and it was really deep and I broke my ankle.

[superclucky]

i was lurved