if you could...

[Lozal]

No. Just shut up.

Whenever someone mentions XXXHauntedHouse I immediately remember that.

I'm sorry for having nostalgia, sir.

[Feynman]

I'm sorry for having nostalgia, sir.

Don't be. Just be sorry for expressing it with retarded posts.

[YPrrrr]

Pros and Cons of each (i have a feeling this is a terrible idea)

Sam: Very nice and goofy, but seems judgemental
Hime: Again, nice, but I think she takes me a little too seriously sometimes
Velvet: I haven't ever really ever talked to her...
Kaki: Very hot, but is a way too girly for me
Skylark: Extremely open-minded and lives in a tree house, but I don't know if I could be as liberal as she is
Lozal: Nice, but I'm pretty sure the religion thing would get in the way
Hensa: Spoken for
Clucky: Pretty damn crazy
Rae: Pretty much the nicest person I've ever talked to, but she roots for the Wolverines

[Lozal]

Don't be. Just be sorry for expressing it with retarded posts.

Jesus Christ, I was just quoting it. You freak out about every damn thing, don't you?

[YPrrrr]

Jesus Christ, I was just quoting it. You freak out about every damn thing, don't you?\

It's Bassir... so yeah

[Lozal]

It's Bassir... so yeah

It's expected.

Also, I just realized I put an extra slash there. *edit*

[Nyerp]

culoooo

[Sam]

Pros and Cons of each (i have a feeling this is a terrible idea)

Sam: Very nice and goofy, but seems judgemental
Hime: Again, nice, but I think she takes me a little too seriously sometimes
Velvet: I haven't ever really ever talked to her...
Kaki: Very hot, but is a way too girly for me
Skylark: Extremely open-minded and lives in a tree house, but I don't know if I could be as liberal as she is
Lozal: Nice, but I'm pretty sure the religion thing would get in the way
Hensa: Spoken for
Clucky: Pretty damn crazy
Rae: Pretty much the nicest person I've ever talked to, but she roots for the Wolverines

Judgemental?! 

[spoiler]no yeah, I am, but only against stupid people.  I'm not sure if I should be offended by the "goofy" thing though, you're the second person to day that to me this week.  [/spoiler]

[Oh]

 Probably Tec, Me86, ot YPR.

[The spy who loves you]

Who would I date?

Either Det or Rae?

the sex part depends on who has the biggest butt

[Feynman]

Pros and Cons of each (i have a feeling this is a terrible idea)

Sam: Pretty and weird, but a bit too weird for my taste—it's really only the anime obsession that I find repulsive, and I guess her wanting to beat me up. We couldn't do it.
Hime: I can see many awkward pauses in this relationship.
Velvet: Maybe. She looks and sounds like an average girl from my school, so I think it might work.
Kaki: Beautiful woman. I'd love to make sweet love to her, but even if she was the same age as me, I'd have a hard time keeping up.
Skylark: Being cynical and an ass that I am, I don't think I would suit her, even though I am also very liberal.
Det: Looks like a gorilla, and hates me for mentioning it.
Hensa: no thanks kaz is already on my ass
Clucky: A psychopath, and the perfect woman for me. Pretty, crazy, an ass, fairly intelligence, if only...

[Travis]

me and det ALREADY get along like an old married couple!

[superclucky]

Clucky: A psychopath, and the perfect woman for me. Pretty, crazy, an ass, fairly intelligence, if only...

you'll have to assassinate jmv

[Feynman]

you'll have to assassinate jmv

i wouldn't want to get in the way, so i'm fine with being alone

[Samus Aran]

this may or may not be a dangerous topic for me to approach with any answer other than "hensa"