childhood misconceptions you had about where babies came from

[Feynman]

lmfao whattt.

Stop it with your goddamn MySpace posts.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

babies were pooped out

[Himu]

That you became pregnant by praying.

[rdl]

you cant kiss because kissing makes you pregnant
a vagina is a small pink penis

[strongbad]

My first assumption was that god knew when a couple was married and when they wanted a baby, so god gave them one.

Then when I was about 9, my dad was like, "So you know how girls have that hole down there? So the guy sticks his wiener in there and pees and that's how you make the baby"

[YPrrrr]

My first assumption was that god knew when a couple was married and when they wanted a baby, so god gave them one.

Then when I was about 9, my dad was like, "So you know how girls have that hole down there? So the guy sticks his wiener in there and pees and that's how you make the baby"

That sounds like how R. Kelly's kids were conceived

[Classic]

That sounds like how R. Kelly's kids were conceived

Oh, you wretched thing. 

[Lotos]

My first assumption was that god knew when a couple was married and when they wanted a baby, so god gave them one.

This.  I thought makin' ur privates touch was a completely different thing.

[l a c e y]

Stop it with your goddamn MySpace posts.

what the poo are you talking about?

[Geno]

I thought boobies made babies