I cannot yet grow a beard

[NOA_Haunted]

Nice.

[Claquesous]

I've wanted a beard even since I was a youngster. My dad had one, and I enjoyed pulling it and scratching it.

[Daddy]

Why do most guys seem to like things like beard, sideburns, mustache, etc.?
Wouldn't it be itchy or something?

Protip: When guys do something to their appearance it's usually to attract females.

[Hiro]

Protip: When guys do something to their appearance it's usually to attract females.

Not for me, I just like facial hair. But it hasn't been itchy for me.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

ima grow goatee 

Only douchebags from the 90's wear goatees 

[bluaki]

Protip: When guys do something to their appearance it's usually to attract females.

I've heard some guys at school bragging to each other about facial hair and then having their girlfriend say she doesn't like it.

[YPrrrr]

Why do most guys seem to like things like beard, sideburns, mustache, etc.?
Wouldn't it be itchy or something?

Does you head itch? Do your legs?

[bluaki]

Does you head itch? Do your legs?

Head hair feels entirely different.

That's part of the reason I shave or wax my legs

[Daddy]

Only douchebags from the 90's wear goatees 

im from the 90s

[Hiro]

Does you head itch? Do your legs?

Nope, but foot hair is annoying when I wear socks.   

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

im from the 90s

I'm sorry, but this is the year 2008.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I don't have any facial hair other than eyebrows/eyelashes.

[Samus Aran]

I don't have any facial hair other than eyebrows/eyelashes.

Both my eyebrows and eyelashes are too big.

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No, fifteen, sixteen, anyone in the set of teenage years can grow a fashionable beard.
also i am hawt for gay bears

[Hiro]

No, fifteen, sixteen, anyone in the set of teenage years can grow a fashionable beard.

Oh really?